The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

paulthenurse said:

'Non-home brewers only' afraid that guys line us might show up. But then again, she probably recognizes that Chis is nothing au all like most of us.

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Lucky for her he isn't

Melana said:

Lucky for her he isn't

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This is why I like you. John is a lucky guy.

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yeager1977 said:

This is why I like you.

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OMG someone likes me!

Ya. Yeager and Rookie.

(Big John and the Spawn don't count, they're family,they have to out up with your ****)

Yeager and Rookie? Those two are the people who like you? I'd rather be sitting on an ice burg in Reykjavik waiting for a polar bear to eat me alive than have to admit that those two morons were my friends.

( get a grip Chris, you know I threw you under the bus just to prove the point that Rook is a ******.)

Hey, I didn't think anyone did so one is better than nothing.

Melana said:

Hey, I didn't think anyone did so one is better than nothing.

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Uhhhhhhh..

No really.

Big game by Rask tonight.
Bruins should be in first place come morning...

Cheers!

Huge night for Tuukka. Outshot 44-22.

Dysfunctional Massholes! Arise!

<crickets chirping...>

You guys are sad.

Nice job, Deliverance on the Charles river:

Lame&hellip;

Ugh. Spent the morning shopping for cars, the old one's pretty much dead.

Here's a quiz for you; what does Yeager have in common with my wife? The answer; they've both blown a tranny.

Whats popular out in the sticks? Amish or Pennsylvania dutch buggies.

Nah, we got gasoline engines nowadays.

the_bird said:

Ugh. Spent the morning shopping for cars, the old one's pretty much dead.

Here's a quiz for you; what does Yeager have in common with my wife? The answer; they've both blown a tranny.

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Too funny.... about Yeager... not the transmission.

Tell the car salesman it's your birthday. He'll give you a MUCH better deal on the new wheels.

HB

paulthenurse said:

Tell the car salesman it's your birthday. He'll give you a MUCH better deal on the new wheels.

HB

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Oh yeah... That works.

the_bird said:

Ugh. Spent the morning shopping for cars, the old one's pretty much dead. Here's a quiz for you; what does Yeager have in common with my wife? The answer; they've both blown a tranny.

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Now that's funny!

Anyone going to the witches tonight?

nope

Opened up this thread with much trepidation this morning. So glad to find that I didn't come on here and post a drunken rant as I apparently did elsewhere. Having a few on top of being up for 30+ hours = bad idea. Oh well. the White House switchboard hadn't heard from me in a while....

Morning Ptn. Not quite sure how to tell the difference.

Don't worry. I am about to post an image of Paul's fashion sense.

I had no idea they made khaki spandex

Nothing says " I want my prostate massaged by a 300# linebacker" more than wearing cuff links...

Just sayin'.

I could share a pic of our beloved PTN but I'm going to wait until most folks' lunches have digested

Cape Brewing said:

I had no idea they made khaki spandex

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WHY??? Why would they do that?

Melana said:

WHY??? Why would they do that?

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Cuz guys like Paul apparently enjoy wearing them.

He gets frequent flier miles at a bar! The man is my f'ing hero. (Except for the gay cuff links. Even Yeager knows better than to wear cuff links.)

nhwrecker said:

Morning Ptn. Not quite sure how to tell the difference.

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The difference between what?

Hey Mort, do you and Pat want to come to Iceland with us in January?

paulthenurse said:

The difference between what?

Hey Mort, do you and Pat want to come to Iceland with us in January?

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make sure you bring home some of that fowl rotten fish.. that stuff was almost as bad as ur biking shorts after that ride to Ptown.

ComcastWineRookie said:

make sure you bring home some of that fowl rotten fish.. that stuff was almost as bad as ur biking shorts after that ride to Ptown.

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Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww thanks for the visual.

Actual quote from PTN from two seconds ago: "know when you when you're old? (referring to himself) when you get grey pubic hair"

I just threw up all over the bar.

Cape Brewing said:

Actual quote from PTN from two seconds ago: "know when you when you're old? (referring to himself) when you get grey pubic hair"

I just threw up all over the bar.

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Lovely. Old people need loving too. Isn't far off for you Cape

Bite your tongue

Merkins come in salt and pepper, right?

Could always go hairless.

ComcastWineRookie said:

make sure you bring home some of that fowl rotten fish.. that stuff was almost as bad as ur biking shorts after that ride to Ptown.

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Not for nuttin but no one was talking to you.

TheDudeLebowski said:

Could always go hairless.

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I could no sooner shave the Admiral than I could wear cuff links.

Seriously. Can you imagine poor Alice looking across the room as we're getting undressed to go to bed and seeing that I've harvested the forest and now I'm standing there like a prepubescent Buddha "Hey babe... How YOU doing?"
The poor thing would likely go hang herself.