The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Ya right. This from a guy who named one of his dogs Richard and the other Gere.


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Oh BTW Mort. Do you really want to go there? You, who thought the "Callahan Tunnel Re-opened" signs were subliminal booty calls?


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thank god the tunnels are open again. I really need to get out of town now, in a Southwest commercial sort of way...
I'm starting to get emails from pet stores .

Melana is right.


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paulthenurse said:

Melana is right.

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Highly doubtful.

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.... aaaaand that may be the most disturbing thing I've ever posted


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Nah. The fried pig was worse.

Dateline: 3/11/2014.

Nashua NH. Officials from the NH Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals confirmed today that they have taken a restraining order on a NH man accused of "Unnatural Relations" with multiple barnyard animals in surrounding towns. The man, whose names has men withheld by officials out of concern for the economic fallout for the farmers, is allegedly in a group calling themselves 'The Beastiality Boys' operating out of a Norton Mass brewery. NH and Massachusetts state police are cooperating in the investigation.


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You just made that up completely. None of that is accurate at all. I don't know who you think you're fooling


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You wicked smaht.


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We didn't need those guys anyways. Ya. Ya. Screw them. They don't want to be here,? F 'em. Ya. Ya. Bill knows what he's doing. Ya. Ya. We got Tom. Ya. Ya.


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If Denver was smaht, they'd sit half their team so they'd be rested/well for the post season.

If they were really smaht they'd have signed Seattle's backfield instead of the Pats


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A curious silence descends from the frozen north. I would have expected some (one) of their more large mouthed fans to open his yap and grace us all with his own particular blend of self aggrandizement and troll-ish contributions.




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Why the hell do I live in Vermont?

Nice win. Would've been better if Price was in net.


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Speaking of shocking. Was that just the sound of the Patriots opening up their purse?

Even though Pierce ain't with the C's anymore, still like seeing him kick LeBron's ass.

Hard to believe he's my age. Played at a bball camp with him back in the day. I don't think I'm in good enough shape to keep up with LeBron these days...

Don't sell yourself short AZ. I'm sure it would be a good show. Wily veterans usually get the upperhand from years of experience and vintage trash talking. You might need PP's wheelchair at the end tho.

Gotta love Paul Pierce, and love him even more when he comes back next summer.

oh well, cant win them all

I need a breath-alizer on my keyboard. You know, one of those things that guys who've been bagged drunk driving have to blow into before their car will start.

Paul, please don't tell us about your fetishes.

homebeerbrewer said:

Paul, please don't tell us about your fetishes.

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The gerbils have already been mentioned.

The odd thing is that he's posted that picture of himself in the rubber suit, but I'm not sure he uses it for diving.

It kinda looked like this I would guess.




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yeager1977 said:

It kinda looked like this I would guess.




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Well seeing as how you've never actually had sex I'm sure you do have to imagine what it looks like.

Hmm.. Cape is making crackers now?

There's a cup of Starsan in every batch.


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Observations of the week.
1. The 99 restaurant sucks more than it ever has. (If that we're possible)
2. The Bruins are playing awesome.
3. The ignore function makes this thread a little less entertaining.

That is all.

An observation...

1. You need to look up entertaining and aggravating in the dictionary.

2. St Patty's Day on a full moon makes the staff at the two ER"s closest to Southie think about a career change.

3. Bog Irons Green Stinger was a bad idea. A mint flavored. green IPA? What are they thinking?


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We were apparently distracted by the funny story you were telling me about your shift the other night.... what was that patient's name you were telling me about? That was a hilarious story.

Hold on... Let me type it all out in detail.


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Here we go again. Cape trying to bring up old old **** again where Paul got really p!ssed. That was some funny stuff.


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I have no idea what you're talking about


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Seriously don't remember that one? Where Paul got worried about HIPA?


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Yeager, please stop talking! The day I have to rely on you to defend me is the day I take a Chinese meat cleaver and five pounds of ginger root to my nut sack and start chipping like an Oregon woodsman with past due rent.


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PTN, who is St. Patricia? When is her St's day? And why does it make ERs near Southie nervous?

paulthenurse said:

Yeager, please stop talking! The day I have to rely on you to defend me is the day I take a Chinese meat cleaver and five pounds of ginger root to my nut sack and start chipping like an Oregon woodsman with past due rent.
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Dear God
Please help me get through today without losing it and punching some drunken farktard in the kak, Remind me to keep repeating, I don't care if someone takes a leak on the floor or pukes on them self. Not my problem.
Thank you God. Amen


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Oh and God?
If I don't care if one drunk does that then I don't care if twentyfive or thirty do either, ok? Keep whispering that in my ear. Thank you. Amen.


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We've laid up 9200 posts on this incredibly boring and mind numbing time waste of a thread. Why did it take me till this week to find out about the "Ignore" function? Thanks to RickR for making my life so much nicer.