The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Homer buckets are handy. Hopefully, you dumped it portside.

I pictured HeWhoMustNotBeMentioned bobbing alongside the port side of the boat...

Bingo!!!! It was like the Mother Of All **** Splats. Direct Hit!!!

"Oh sorry, R**kie. What are YOU doing down there...? My bad."

On the sad side... the title isn't clear from the 1990 loan. Lost paperwork from a defunct bank. Keep looking.

I think that means you can just climb on board and take it. Keys are under the seat.

Yeah... i went today to look at a new house... was totally gonna buy it but... there is this whole bank thing so. I passed.

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You shoulda seen the car I was gonna buy...

You should have bought out Augie Busch when you had the chance.

******.

Oh I absolutely was. There was this whole Treasury Dept issue though and I just figured, "bahhh. Heck with it"

Shareholders meeting. The natives may be a bit restless.
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Hey Y'all !

"Cotacachi, Ecuador, Formerly, Atlanta, Ga."

Someone lose a bet?

day_trippr said:

"Cotacachi, Ecuador, Formerly, Atlanta, Ga."

Someone lose a bet?

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Yep, the doubting fecks that said I wouldn't retire before age 60 !

Cheers, Bitches!

Smart man. Word has it health care back in the states is gonna hit the shytz in about nine days.

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"Yayyy... the stock price is getting crushed and we're losing money! Quick! Smile! Yayyyyyyy!"

Ya, cause the price of the stock is a dead balls on accurate reflection of the value of the company.

??? Why? You think that stock is going up any time soon?

My Bog Inn stock is going nowhere...

I sold all my BIB. Was able to afford an all expense paid trip to Mattapan.

LOL...

The stock performance has been horrible. I'm freakin' stating fact. I'm not ragging on Sam Adams. I'm not insulting your little binky. I stated fact.

And like I said... you think Sam Adams is on the brink of a big growth spurt??

"Oooooo. They're bigger than youuuuuuu"

Ehhh. Ok. Not sure I ever said otherwise. Their stock blows and... actually... "Bog Inn" stock performance blasts the FUQ outta Sam Adam's performance over the last two years sooooo. Laugh it up.

Damn. Lighten up, Francis.

Not tense... at all. Just givin' da facts

Cape, if I send you $100, will you print me up a certificate like the Packers did for their shareholders?

Sure. Send me the cash

It will be worth just about as much as a Packer ownership stake.

Actually.... if it was legitimately done it would be worth exactly $100 initially and then a proportional share of profits going forward. So the question would really be whether or not we would continue to grow and, in turn, grow profit. Because if the answer is, "yes", then it would be worth more than $100.

You don't have a real solid grasp of how stock works do you Paul?

Do you take bitcoin?

Key word in that sentence was...?

If you guessed 'Legitimately' you win!

Cape Brewing said:

Actually.... if it was legitimately done it would be worth exactly $100 initially and then a proportional share of profits going forward. So the question would really be whether or not we would continue to grow and, in turn, grow profit. Because if the answer is, "yes", then it would be worth more than $100.

You don't have a real solid grasp of how stock works do you Paul?

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Paul, think of stocks like you belly. The more you eat (profits), the more it grows.

AZ drink lot beer talk friends in far place.

AZ_IPA said:

Do you take bitcoin?

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No. And no checks. Fire off cash. Thanks

Hello? Morgan Stanley? I have a stock I'd like to short.

paulthenurse said:

Hello? Morgan Stanley? I have a stock I'd like to short.

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Oooooooo. Someone's been Gooooooogling

Do you watch Billions, Cape?

No. I have a life

PTN gave his wife crabs tonight.

Hoppy2bmerry said:

PTN gave his wife crabs tonight.

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Nice. Wicked f'ing nice.

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1495674222.490659.jpgGraduation cap all ready for tomorrow's soirée.


As of next week I'm perfectly willing to check all of your prostate glands but I demand that your co-pay to be paid in 2010 equivalent Bitcoin, until I decide I no longer accept Bitcoin. At that point I'll only accept cash.

No prostate? No problem. Money is money.

Congrats Sire ... :fro: