Cap'n Jewbeard
Well-Known Member
Even though this is not a one-liner, I did come up with the first post-modern/existential joke:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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The horse says "Well, I just got laid off, I gambled away my savings at the track, my wife wants a divorce, and to top it all off I stubbed my hoof on the dresser this morning."
The bartender says "Yeah, things are tough all over. Here's a beer on the house."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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The horse says "Well, I just got laid off, I gambled away my savings at the track, my wife wants a divorce, and to top it all off I stubbed my hoof on the dresser this morning."
The bartender says "Yeah, things are tough all over. Here's a beer on the house."