Ed goes to Heaven and St. Peter greets him and says, "I'm sorry, but we just aren't sure if you quite qualify to get in. To prove your worth, I will ask you to step into this room and make love to the woman behind it.
Ed is understandably perturbed, but agrees to go along with this request. He opens the door and finds a 350lb smelly, slimy, toothless, vaguely womanish woman laying naked on the bed. He shudders but proceeds to fulfill his obligation.
After a long, hot, soapy shower he leaves the room and meets St. Peter outside the door. St. Peter says, "Congratulations, you have proven yourself worthy of admittance into Heaven. Come this way to meet your loved ones."
As they begin walking down the corridor, Ed can't quite help but to peek past one door that was left slightly ajar. Inside he sees Revvy and Yooper performing an act which could only be described as befitting a Vivid Video.
More than a pit peeved, Ed quickly catches up with St. Peter and demands to know what gives.
"What's the deal here? I am required to.. to... "mate" with that "thing" back there in order to get into Heaven, and yet I see Revvy in that other room with the beautiful Yooperbrew! I demand an explanation!"
"It's very simple," says St. Peter with a slight smile, "Yooper has to prove herself too!"
