Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Why? I'm a dick, Cape's an apparition from Tex's nightmares and the Pats own the NFL. Your point?

Boom

double boom cause that wasn't even an illegal pick play

Can we give an assist to whichever of the announcers it was who pointed out that the Pats streak of scoring in every quarter was at risk? Clearly he was working the reverse jinx...

Triple boom because I'm pretty sure that the box of beer I found yesterday and chilled down for tonight trumps the Bud Light you Pats haters are drinking.View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1448334363.431568.jpg

Dang, That looks great. Sure beats the hell out to the Leinies I'm drinking

motobrewer said:

For Christ f--king sake daytrippr stop using the word "maudlin".
I bet the only friends you have are "online friends". Like cape.

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Before you GFY, buy yourself a vocabulary a bit above that eighth grade one you're wearing, son...

Cheers!

Ptn try out this crack if you find it

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Inadvertent whistles??? Wtf was that? Love how the refs explanation was basically "yup we screwed up. Oh - and Rex is a jerk too, so here's a few more yards, even if it doesn't add up to what the receiver probably would've gotten"

TheDudeLebowski said:

Ptn try out this crack if you find it

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Where? Julio's?

I was at Julius the other day and didn't see it there. Got it a bit farther north. Had one during the games yesterday and drove to the packy to pick up another two four packs. According to the website they are at Plumbos liquor. Im aging the rest. If we neet up before Mfest ill give you one. Barleywine with maple ;-) ;-) good now. Should be really good wuth age

That call may not have been a playoff changing call but it may go down as the worst call ever. Not even close to being out and it was an easy TD.

Its football. But I wanna punch Rexy in his lap band for complaining about being called for interfering on the field. He's the reason the whistle went off.

Punch him in his lap band. Too funny.

#whistlegate

I love how Bill told the crowd to stfu with the boos. Classy on both ends.

TheDudeLebowski said:

Its football. But I wanna punch Rexy in his lap band for complaining about being called for interfering on the field. He's the reason the whistle went off.

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No that isn't football. Close calls are part of football. Blowing a play dead when the player is 2 yards away from being out is just stupid.

Close call. Could have gone either way.

Nah - the DPI that didn't get called on the one deep Lafell pass was a close call and the kind of thing that gets missed all the time - no big deal, it happens.

The inadvertent whistle was just pure dumbassery

Butler > Revis >>> Sherman

These refs are really good at what they do.

Pats holding, 15 second penalty, Celtics shootout, first down defense.

This game is horrific

Game clock / head set gate

HoppyDaze said:

This game is horrific

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Agreed. The AFC sucks.

Taylor is clearly a tough sob. That's a fractured clavicle or AC deprecation for sure

Separation

Refs clearly wanted to go home. Lol.

Agreed. I want to go to bed

Yeah wtf was that last play? Probably wouldnt have mattered but seemed odd either way.

Gruden and Ray Lewis salty as hell after that. Haters...

That was underwhelming

TheDudeLebowski said:

Ptn try out this crack if you find it

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Just had one tonight. 10.5%. Not too bad, sweet finish like the maple nut brown ale.

AZ_IPA said:

Agreed. The AFC sucks.

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You obviously haven't seen the NFC play. NFC East is doing well.

finsfan said:

Yeah wtf was that last play? Probably wouldnt have mattered but seemed odd either way.

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Refs wanting to guarantee a Pats win, as usual. Duh.

az_ipa said:

refs wanting to guarantee a pats win, as usual. Duh.

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pku

AZ_IPA said:

Refs wanting to guarantee a Pats win, as usual. Duh.

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Yeah, that's what was up with that - kill a sure TD to help the Patriots...

Cheers! (Wait....what? )

Ugh. This game was tougher to watch than the last one - and that one was a killer.

With all the injuries I'm not sure even Yoda Belichick can keep this train rolling much longer...

Cheers!

[edit] btw, Ryan is an evil genius himself.
After seeing what he rolled out for a defensive strategy tonight I hope to all that is sacred that every DC in the league was busily banging their respective squeezes and missed the entire game, because it'd be like the Death Star to pro football if it ever catches on...

Trying too hard.

Another dominating win

Relevant fact.

now this is a funny one