An apparrently pointless name change

Astounded_Gnome said:

Oh crap!! I thought "Astounded Gnome Brewery" was obvious!

Though I DO see that "Massive wanker drunken gnome brewery " has a certain ring to it!

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Or ... Massive Drunken Gnome Wanker Brewery, where it's bigger than you think!

Crap, I need a beer.

This is a zombie gnome!!!

Damn!!! It seems that my collection of gnome porn has been corrupted!!

Lots of bits of my pics missing. Mrs Astounded Gnome Had some gnomes given to her a few years ago. I just HAD to arrange them for a photo shoot!!

Your avatar looks like some mixture of astounded and evil, Astounded Gnome.

orfy said:

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I'm not a traitor. I'm just a weasley nasty little SOB with no morals. Hell! At least I'm not pretending to be GERMAN!!! (They sunk my uncle's boat ya know! ) Anyway, I don't like their beer.


Hmmm, I wonder how I can further alienate myself in this forum?

Sorry, did I forget the

Astounded_Gnome said:

Hmmm, I wonder how I can further alienate myself in this forum?

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Speak to us your love of Zima.

ofy... The loyal men of WISCONSIN???!!

orfy said:

Sorry, did I forget the

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I didn't notice. I was too busy thinking about how much I hate the bloody French.


And the Spaniards....


And them Germans again!!!


What's that little country on the French/Spanish border? Andorra? I bet they are a proper bunch of tossers!

Oh yes, I can just do the magic wink and those guys won't kill me!

Honestly, Orfy, I don't know how you manage to live with yerself, what with being all English like that!

My motto helps.

**** 'em all!

Sorry I'm coming in late on this, 'The Member Formerly Known as OhioBrit'. I've been working a lot lately.

Didn't the whole garden gnome thing start in the UK?... yeah, good cover. When I first saw the new name (before reading the post) I thought, is that another Brit on here?

Oh and I read all your cracks about Germans...

I'm watching you.

*Points two fingers towards eyes, then at you*

Quick! Everybody go and annex the UK! :rockin:









I'll just wait over here until you're done.

Astounded_Gnome said:

And the Spaniards....

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Hey wait...I are one...100%...What did we ever do to you bloody yanks?

If I recall correctly your man Drake and his bloody witches smashed our Armada to bits, and all we managed to do was end up as castaways in Ireland...with nothing to do but shag the Lasses and teach them how to cook lamb properly....or something like that.

(no wonder I like redheads so much...it's ingrained in my genes.)

Revvy said:

(no wonder I like redheads so much...it's ingrained in my genes.)

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I also have that ingrained in my jeans.

Revvy said:

If I recall correctly your man Drake and his bloody witches smashed our Armada to bits,

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The "Spanish Armada story sounds a LOT cooler with witches in it!!

Now I'm just trying to figure out how to tweak Hannibal's fighting sea elephants into the same story. :cross:

you'll always be ohiobrit to me *tears up and runs away*

Huh, you mean you're british? I just figured you were Brit Hume.

Cool piece of OT trivia: the mail delivery guy at my house growing up (and still delivering to my mom to this day) is Brit Hume's brother, Doug. Really nice guy, not like his Faux News fascism-supporting brother

Astounded_Gnome said:

The "Spanish Armada story sounds a LOT cooler with witches in it!!

Now I'm just trying to figure out how to tweak Hannibal's fighting sea elephants into the same story. :cross:

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I'm sure that there's a conspiracy theory with Hannibal, that will fit your bill.

For a cool novel that has the Drake grand coven theory at it's heart try to dig up Kathryn Kurtz's Lamas Night, it also has Hitler as a black adept...It's cool!

OK, So now it's Laughing Gnome.....That's the last time I change it, I promise!

I had an idea for a brew label and I could make the words fit better this way in a crosswordy kinda way.....plus my gnome doesn't really look astounded, more creepy and evil.....Plus it means I now have my own annoying crappy theme song by David Bowie.

Again. Last change, honestly!:cross:

Laughing_Gnome said:

Oh yes, I should add that I have found my brewery name for when i go all grain.

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I vote for "Gnome Rapeface Brewery"

I think you should change your username again, this time to Laughing_KDE







*Sorry, bad geek joke.



sorry.

EvilTOJ said:

I vote for "Gnome Rapeface Brewery"

I think you should change your username again, this time to Laughing_KDE

*Sorry, bad geek joke.
sorry.

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Very bad geek joke


Craig

I wish I didnt get that joke.

I think I am glad that I don't get that joke...