The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

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I've been saying that for some time but every time I try to ignore her phone calls and emails she shows up dressed like Julie Andrews and wants to play "The Austrian Liebfrau and the UBoot Commandant."

Look, I know it's weird to tell you this but you haven't lived till you've had your mother working your periscope then demanding you "Dive! Dive! Diiiiiiiive!"

(If you don't believe me ask Smurf. You've got to see that little blue farker all dressed up in leather pretending he's a Mark 1 Mod 0 torpedo and he's got the target in his sights. It's beautiful and horrible at the same time.)

Does he work at FRCS? I think I see him once in a while

And its suede, not leather ... :beard:

Smurf's a suede wearin', suave, sophisticated, cyanotic sex-fiend from Cincinnati.

Chicks dig him.

I do what i can ... :rockin:

PSA: This was the best week of the Summer of 2017.
It's all down hill from here...

A lot of NFL GM's outside of NE will soon agree with you.

day_trippr said:

PSA: This was the best week of the Summer of 2017.

It's all down hill from here...

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Vacation over?

Yes sir. We headed home with the rest of the human tide leaving The Cape Saturday.
Spectacular week in all respects. Plenty of beaching, a trip out to P'Town, lots of fish caught by all ages with a couple of keepers for snacks before lobstahs, and a hella lot of beer/wine/spirits consumed.

Ride home was interesting. Every time I had to take an exit ramp from one road to the next it sounded like there was a cop behind us. We'd look around and see nothing. Happened four times.
When we unpacked the truck we found my youngest grandson's fire truck, with the motion-activated siren, buried in a clothes hamper

Cheers!

ps/obligatory beer reference: Cape Cod Beer needs to up their game in a major way.
I get the "inoffensive" thing they're doing but none of their beers have any balls at all...

I was in no condition to remember but from what I did Hog Island wasn't that bad of a local brew.

I would agree. Cape cod beer is meh. Decent beer, but nothing that I would come back for. That being said, if I were in that location, I might do the same thing. Plenty of traffic, just make decent beer and expect the volume to bring enough business.

"Vazquez!" doesn't have the ring of "Big Papiiii!" but I'll take it.
Even if the game was complete garbage wrt our pitching.
Jeeze...

I had given up and gone to bed. Bad fan.

No, you're just getting old

Getting?

Anyone have any MUST DO's on the Vineyard? Stuck there with MIL, SIL and SWMBO for four days next week. I'll probably bring a rod (no boat) and a bike.

Plenty of clothing optional beaches available.

Even I recognize what a spectacularly bad idea that is.

Rent a moped and drive it into a tree.

That would be more fun than spending the whole time with the M-I-L and S-I-L.

Just kidding, Alice. Really.

the_bird said:

Rent a moped and drive it into a tree.

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Ha!!

that was funny

Cape Brewing said:

Ha!!

that was funny

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Not as funny as renting a Mack truck and running over you.

I'm sorry, what did i miss. i was making pizza in my brick oven.

If you're nice I'll let you use my brick oven to heat up your rocks for your brew at Masstoberfest

paulthenurse said:

Not as funny as renting a Mack truck and running over you.

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Watching you lose so much off the fastball has been a bummer to watch. I assume its an age thing.

You should get back in the car. Do it! Now! You said you were going to. Do it!

They shoulda hung that chic

I don't know. Clearly what she did was morally reprehensible. But what about freedom of speech? We can all agree that what she said was inappropriate. Should she go to jail for saying what she did if he didn't kill himself?

I dunno. FWIW, I'd be willing to lock her up and throw away the key just on the basis of those f'ing eyebrows.

Agreed. The eyebrows are tough. Ya figure SOMEONE would say something to her.

And yeah, fcku her and "freedom of speech" when it comes to something like that. I'm sure Az is going to get hot, bothered, and aflutter with me here, crapping on our God given 'Merican rights!!! But eff that... they should shoot that btich.

I figured you would want to put her in a cell and have a voice whispering "You should kill your self." for her entire sentence. Maybe send her a few letters from Aaron Hernandez.

The eyebrows are a testament to her bad judgment. She should have fried.

Wow. It's unusual when I'm the voice of reason in any civilized gathering.

Hey retards. Go to the Masstoberfest thread and talk it up. I'm scared to death it will just be me and Yeager.

You have a Yooper vacuum. You need to add some kind of fireworks to bring the crowds in.

Proving just what a smahty pants I am, I'm not going anywhere near that Yooper vacuum crack.


I'm am going to fire up the oven. Most seem convinced there will be fireworks.

I seem to remember somethin' about an oven, or incinerator........

Slate roofed was it, and quite decorative?

Pretty as a girl in spring

Triple D bubbling merrily away in the swamp cooler. Frozen bottles of water amazingly effective in maintaining sub 60 temps.

Sounds primitive, but one does what one must.

Totally unrelated/OT/etc, the Tampa Bay Rays are doing an entertaining impression of the Keystone Kops tonight...

Cheers!

Hey Paul... paying tribute to one of the areas OG's next Tuesday and brewing with Mr Tredo on the pilot system. You should swing through if you are around. We can give you some pointers.

"So Paul... this is called 'all grain mashing' "

(One week later)

"Yes Paul, by that picture, it does look infected. NO! Cleaning and sanitizing are NOT the same thing"