Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

I agree, let's get this thread back on track. Packers have won more championships than anyone. 'Nuff said. Pats suck strong boston ****.

Boston has the second best debut album sales of all time. Behind GNR Appetite for Destruction.

AZ_IPA said:

Boston has the second best debut album sales of all time. Behind GNR Appetite for Destruction.

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Good once. Washed up, overplayed and just plain annoying anymore.

Reminds me of the patriots.

lschiavo said:

Good once. Washed up, overplayed and just plain annoying anymore.

Reminds me of the patriots.

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But did the band repeatedly cheat?

Congrats to the Patriots on strategically sitting out the first round of the draft. Keep your powder dry and all that.

Patriots are so good they don't even need to pick in the first round to win Championships. It would probably be fairer to the rest of the NFL if the Pats just never picked before the third round.

WooHoo! Detroit picked an OT in 16th position.

We are geared up for mediocrity once more!

Can't believe they didn't take a WR with their first pick. They do it every year and the year after they lose megatron they don't take one. Maybe they're finally learning...

Classy pick Miami. He should fit right in.

bluemoose said:

Classy pick Miami. He should fit right in.

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Haha, was just coming in to post that. Miami will never learn

fosaisu said:

Congrats to the Patriots on strategically sitting out the first round of the draft. Keep your powder dry and all that.

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Could be worse. You could be Philly.

Clever

TheDudeLebowski said:

Could be worse. You could be Philly.

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I think everyone can agree that it's always worse to be Philly.

I just hope your boys figure something out on the o-line. Otherwise Brady's going to be in for another long afternoon December 18. Looking forward to it! At least he'll be well rested after his four week bye.

If only the Pats had their starting left tackle coming back this year.... Oh wait!

If only the Pats were able to pick up another monster TE that can book end Gronk, block, and handle the ball...

....oh hold on!

If only the Pats had two or three other o-linemen coming back healthy this year....

Oh! I forgot! They do!!

Sooooooooooooo. I think the words I'm trying to come up with regarding your o-line concern is.... suck it

Then there is that whole Dante thing...

I dunno... I'm gonna go out on a limb and bet they'll figure it out... a bit.

You get a B for effort.

fosaisu said:

I think everyone can agree that it's always worse to be Philly.

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(blank stare)

Sorry Cape, could you break down your argument a bit? I find it difficult to keep up with your dizzying intellect when you pack everything into just one post.

I think, from a layman's perspective, what he is trying to say, is Pats are awesome and you suck elephant c0ck. Yup, I think that is accurate.

bluemoose said:

I think, from a layman's perspective, what he is trying to say, is Pats are awesome and you suck elephant c0ck. Yup, I think that is accurate.

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That's going to be hard to refute, so I say it totally checks out.

Cheers!

bluemoose said:

I think, from a layman's perspective, what he is trying to say, is Pats are awesome and you suck elephant c0ck. Yup, I think that is accurate.

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Beats the donkey dick Brady was sucking in January.

Hey, now that the Pats finally got a pick maybe this fan club can turn to discussing the draft?

Thanks for the memories Tom.

Nah, let's keep talking about how bad the Pats are going to crush the rest of the league this year. I'll start, it's gonna be wicked bad.

Terrible sixth round pick by the Patriots

So, so obsessed

Molotov cocktail hurled, 5 officers injured at Seattle May Day march - www.usatoday.com
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/02/seattle-may-day-march/83813580/

So not Seattle Strong

How many sock hats and/or fixed gear bikes do you own Hoppy?

Let it be known that I hate Seahawks fans almost as much as you losers. No sock hats, I do, however have a cruiser that I ride to get groceries from time to time. But it has three gears so suck it.

I concede.

HoppyDaze said:

Let it be known that I hate Seahawks fans almost as much as you losers. No sock hats, I do, however have a cruiser that I ride to get groceries from time to time. But it has three gears so suck it.

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I gotta buck that says it ain't got no seat.

And a playing card clothes pinned to the spokes.

Cape Brewing said:

I gotta buck that says it ain't got no seat.

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nothing like this

Sure it isnt

I wouldn't even know where to put the playing cards.

The loafers I'm wearing are too slippery. It's actually a big problem.

Off-season doldrums are always brutal

Hopefully, Tom will be attending the Kentucky Derby. Then we'll get all kinds of news.

Glad to see that ****** Shula made it out of the hospital. He's gotta hang on through this season so he can watch the greatest coach of all time own all of Shula's records.