The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Or a life. You could probably pick up a much better one for $12.24.

Your momma can be picked up for less than $12.24 on any street corner in your hometown.

@ bird....sorry to let you down but i'm not a fatty like your pic there. That pic much more resembles Paul there. Now please kindly go pull your head out of your ass if it isn't permanently stuck.

I take back my earlier assessment. He doesn't even rate American Legion Trashtalking. Very weak bat, no glove , slow, VERY limited understanding of the game and not very bright. I say we pass on him.

Paps said:

That pic much more resembles Paul there.

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Yeah, if he went on a diet.

Melana said:

Yeah, if he went on a diet.

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Take a lesson. Wally-boy..you just got schooled on trash talking and being an a-hole. By a girl.

Paul settle down, he's new and learning. Smack talk has to be in small words and pronounced with clapping all the syllables.

DakotaRules said:

Paul settle down, he's new and learning. Smack talk has to be in small words and pronounced with clapping all the syllables.

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Still clapping?

Let's try and guess who has a three year old....

paulthenurse said:

Let's try and guess who has a three year old....

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Alice?

Gfy

I take it back, Wally-boy. You're not fat. You do have an ugly beard. And an apparent predilection for canine buggery.

Sorry......no beard here.
Dog boinking is all your territory,
after all you even named a beer about tasting your a.s.s.
Mr Jazz Hands.

Fail.

D.

Maybe D-. You see, your replies are pissy and don't make sense. Bird's was funny. Hang around here for a while longer and learn.

Jazz hands was funny.

Your vote doesn't count, you're even nice to He Who is Ignored.

FAIL.....
Your post wasn't funny!


(see....it sounds just as stupid when i say it like your post)
My posts don't make sense only to the brain dead.....
sorry about your luck.
you have just as much authority to post `lessons` in trolling as you do in the mastery of `fast` pizza oven construction. Now EATING pizza till you bloat up like the goodyear blimp.....THAT seems like your expertise.

Holy ****. Let me guess, you have a Boston Terrier.

The Irish people are really nice, and seriously, redheads? Some really hot ladies here

We are the world
We are the children

Hey Pap Schmeer
GFY
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I R dumb

paulthenurse said:

Hey Pap Schmeer
GFY
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That's "Grand Pappy Schmeer" to you sonny boy.

I don't know about that Paps, Pauly has been around since Christ was turning water into wine. If you are his Grand Pappy, then you must be much older than that.

Oh, and the reason Christ made wine instead of beer is because he tasted Paul's beer. He said that if all beer tasted like that, his disciples wouldn't follow him. Little did he know, there's plenty of good beer in the world.

That was funny as hell Rick. Thanks for playing.

Thought about calling you last night Paul, but after a couple shots of scotch, I knew I wouldn't make it until 2 am.


Damn, I'm getting old, I can't stay up to make my drunk dialing calls anymore.

Thank goodness

homebeerbrewer said:

Thought about calling you last night Paul, but after a couple shots of scotch, I knew I wouldn't make it until 2 am.


Damn, I'm getting old, I can't stay up to make my drunk dialing calls anymore.

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You do shots of scotch?!?!

Occasionally.

scotch is a sipping drink, amatuers do it as shots

Occasionally my ass.
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Ya, I know it's not scotch.

Ah yes. Jack Daniels. That's some good skotch..........

Hey Mort,
GFY

Was thinking of you at dinner last night, Paulie. New place in Pittsfield has a menu item, "The Walrus and the Carpenter." Two dozen oysters and a magnum of champagne. Thinking it's be fun to watch you rip through two or three orders of that.

Goo goo g'joob

I'm picturing you sitting there telling Shannon your little story and she's sitting there thinking "I was kind if hoping you might think about ripping through an order or two yourself just to see if the rumors are true. But of course , you didn't. Again."

Extra assistance is not required. Besides, any positive impact would almost certainly be offset by "Magnum-of-Champagne-Dick".

Well ya, there is that problem.

Beautiful skies over Fenway Park last night.




I mean, I know it's just smoke from the dumpster fire, but still... it's pretty.

It's God, pissed off that Goddell was still fu(king with Tom at gametime

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?