Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Watching Super Bowl classics and am very thankful that collinsworth will not be on this year’s broadcast!

I found the ONE bar in Dakar, Senegal that had US Football on.

We were leaving as the sun came up.

FWIW, La Gazelle beer, makes BMC products look like the best craftbrew ever. But I had to drink, because there were sober kids (me) in Africa.

There's always moonshine

I'd kick his ass out of the Pro Bowl for sure and donate the appearance fee to cover the mascot's hospital bills...

Shhhh xlix SB on nfl network. Butt hurt imminent.

Man that Lynch can run the ball......

I wonder if the Patriots organization sent a thank you note to Michael Bennett...

Looking good! We may be hitting Peak Patriots at the right time

You're actively rooting for opposing players to be hurt and not participate in the game?

Even if you don't care about player health and safety (which we all should), don't you want them to have a clean injury report as well so that you don't have people making the excuse "If we had player X active, we would've won"?

A safety being psyched because he blind-sided a fckuing mascot has to be the most Jets thing ever.

Kent88 said:

https://sports.yahoo.com/10-year-old-kid-won-science-fair-proving-tom-brady-cheater-184439991.html

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Actual science proved the NFL wrong. Thrown out of court twice. Finally they just said take this sh*t elsewhere, its your league do what you want.

Pats score 17 points with under inflated balls. Get proper PSI, score 28. I'm so happy those footballs were flat!

Kent88 said:

https://sports.yahoo.com/10-year-old-kid-won-science-fair-proving-tom-brady-cheater-184439991.html

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While I agree with the sentiment, the execution is piss poor. Even for a kid in Kentucky that should have merited a C at best.

Kent88 said:

You're actively rooting for opposing players to be hurt and not participate in the game?

Even if you don't care about player health and safety (which we all should), don't you want them to have a clean injury report as well so that you don't have people making the excuse "If we had player X active, we would've won"?

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The reference was to no Patriots on the list you moron!

LOL... I forgot the Sox just won the World Series too.

SONOFA!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!

I just fell into a fckuing $800 SB ticket.

Uggggggggggg. Now I gotta go to ANOTHER effin Super Bowl??

I need a freakin’ flight.

This sucks.

Sounds like you got ripped off.

bluemoose said:

The reference was to no Patriots on the list you moron!

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Seriously, some people are wicked pissah slow on the uptake

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/10-yea...fair-proving-tom-brady-cheater-184439991.html

Just thought I would stir the pot.....

Hahaha! That pot was already stirred, son. Look up about half a page...

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/forum/...ash-talk-thread.132203/page-1090#post-8503206

It's stupid science. The teacher should be flogged for malpractice...

Lol I've never really read this thread I saw it while I was reading the news and had seen the title so many times I thought it was time for me to be obnoxious. Both teams can lick my ............. I'm a Broncos fan.

That is why I said my next brew should be "Choking On A Stallion IPA"

That sounds nasty. And why would you want to choke on a stallion?
That's likely illegal anyway. Or should be.

What do you expect.... their season was nasty they hired a crap head coach and worthless quarterback. 1 good season out of 5 with 5 or 6 different teams does not make for a good quarterback. There is a reason the Vikings gave him up and it wasn't because he was an outstanding player. I can't remember where the coach came from (memory issues) but he has done nothing to help the team become consistent or winning.

Umm...point of order: none of that is rambling, mumbling or obnoxious. That's just stating sad truths.
Anyway, Mr/Mrs/Ms Downer, save that for OTAs. We're trying to party here this week!

Point of order? Did someone get a copy of Roberts Rules of Order for Christmas?

Whoa Hoppy, how is this possible?
While the Patriots' 86-24 record against the AFC East is staggering, their winning percentage (134-44, 0.753) against everyone else is the best in the NFL, while they have 25 more non-division victories than any other team.

This is a better format. Thoughts hoppy?

bluemoose said:

Whoa Hoppy, how is this possible?
While the Patriots' 86-24 record against the AFC East is staggering, their winning percentage (134-44, 0.753) against everyone else is the best in the NFL, while they have 25 more non-division victories than any other team.

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Classic.

That will be special, no doubt

I love hamberders.

100% booked

Nothing of football value to watch this weekend. Now I get a small taste of what it's like in Green Bay all season long.

Cape Brewing said:

100% booked

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We’re all impressed. Atlanta is a lovely town the winter.

Say hi to Ray Lewis. Word is he'll be roaming around again down there.

The last two minutes of the Pro Bowl was plenty...

HoppyDaze said:

We’re all impressed. Atlanta is a lovely town the winter.

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So much sand

Pats stills suck. But Suh sucks more. Go Patriots. Yeah....