madewithchicken
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It has been my dream to own a monkey that will fetch me beer. After talking to my girlfriend I have learned that I am not allowed to have a beer monkey. And since it takes a long time to raise a child to beer fetching age I am forced to look into other alternatives.
I thought of training the dog but then the dog will have access to the fridge. She already opens all the ground level cupboards.
So in this world of electronic everything why can't I find a nice BeerBot? Does anyone have one that works for them? I have seen RC coolers, beer throwing mini fridges, and beer pouring bots.
RC coolers are dumb. If I had the foresight to load the cooler with ice and beer why wouldn't I have a brought it to the couch?
Beer throwing bots are even more stupid. Not only could I put the mini fridge next to the couch, but it also shakes the beer.
And I do not need a robot that will pour my beer. I am lazy but come on.
So I have 3 plans to deliver beer.
1. You know those chutes at the bank the take you paperwork and deliver you money? So the "bank" side is in the fridge and the other side is either at the desk or the couch.
I am sure I can get the thing to move with a shop-vac motor and some pvc pipe, but how do you do the bends? I mean there would be some fabrication involved in making a 90 degree turn.
2. Two words. CENTRAL BEER! You put a mini fridge at each "BeerSpot." In the fridge you a have a cold plate in a bucket of water.
I pretty much already am using this on a small scale. I have a mini fridge with a coldplate in it. The kegs sit on the outside of the fridge (one is inside the fridge as well.) The Central Beer idea would just mean more hose. I may not get the pressure I need to get up to the attic but still not a bad plan.
This project ignores the fact that I could just put bottles in the fridges
3. This one is a bit more complicated. You take one RC car and put a wireless webcam (or one that transmits on TV frequency) and some kind of beer basket on it.
Install a doggie door in your fridge and maybe a ramp. I am not sure how to deal with condensation or how to keep it charged in the fridge.
You bring up the webcam on your computer (or TV) and use the remote to drive it to you.
I thought of training the dog but then the dog will have access to the fridge. She already opens all the ground level cupboards.
So in this world of electronic everything why can't I find a nice BeerBot? Does anyone have one that works for them? I have seen RC coolers, beer throwing mini fridges, and beer pouring bots.
RC coolers are dumb. If I had the foresight to load the cooler with ice and beer why wouldn't I have a brought it to the couch?
Beer throwing bots are even more stupid. Not only could I put the mini fridge next to the couch, but it also shakes the beer.
And I do not need a robot that will pour my beer. I am lazy but come on.
So I have 3 plans to deliver beer.
1. You know those chutes at the bank the take you paperwork and deliver you money? So the "bank" side is in the fridge and the other side is either at the desk or the couch.
I am sure I can get the thing to move with a shop-vac motor and some pvc pipe, but how do you do the bends? I mean there would be some fabrication involved in making a 90 degree turn.
2. Two words. CENTRAL BEER! You put a mini fridge at each "BeerSpot." In the fridge you a have a cold plate in a bucket of water.
I pretty much already am using this on a small scale. I have a mini fridge with a coldplate in it. The kegs sit on the outside of the fridge (one is inside the fridge as well.) The Central Beer idea would just mean more hose. I may not get the pressure I need to get up to the attic but still not a bad plan.
This project ignores the fact that I could just put bottles in the fridges
3. This one is a bit more complicated. You take one RC car and put a wireless webcam (or one that transmits on TV frequency) and some kind of beer basket on it.
Install a doggie door in your fridge and maybe a ramp. I am not sure how to deal with condensation or how to keep it charged in the fridge.
You bring up the webcam on your computer (or TV) and use the remote to drive it to you.