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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa
 
brewfarmDan said:
... An Optimist would say "the glass is half full", a Pessimist would say "the glass is half empty", a Home Brewer would say "is that beer in that glass?" ...
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Variation of above:
An Optimist would say "the glass is half full", a Pessimist would say "the glass is half empty", a Beer-snob would say "is that beer in the right glass?"

And I think I'm starting to resemble that remark... :)
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
 
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

... Or...

This beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
 
"Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”- Cliff Clavin, Cheers
 
Michigan_Wolfman said:
"Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”- Cliff Clavin, Cheers
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That's always been my favorite! :tank:
 

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