The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Every time someone goes to the bathroom?

Every time someone says they're "classy" makes me want to drink...

So when is Masstooberfest ...

















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End of September.

I might be there ...

Assuming you're invited.

Never assume ... ipe:

Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.

Cape is in Houston for the game but he told me that as his gesture of support towards the Patriots Revenge Tour anyone showing up at The Bog tonight or tomorrow gets 1/2 off their bar tab! Just tell them "Cape said it's on him!"

Thank Cape

And then an old lady drove through the front door of the clinic, missing the nurse practitioner by about a foot. View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1486582021.911542.jpg

I did get the rest of the day off.

Did she at least have an appointment?

Pretty sure she has an upcoming appointment at the Registry. No one hurt, fortunately, but pretty damned scary.

What a way to get the day off...

If we get whomped tomorrow as bad as the weather geeks are putting it Paulie will be up to his eyeballs...

And good luck with that

Thundersnow

paulthenurse said:

And then an old lady drove through the front door of the clinic, missing the nurse practitioner by about a foot. View attachment 388111

I did get the rest of the day off.

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Holy crap . . .

Pappers_ said:

Holy crap . . .

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That's what ended up in Paul's pants.
It was a religious experience.

NotCapeBrewing was shortly seen leaving the area.

I'm need to submit a bill for new pants and new underwear next time I'm there. The exploding glass destroyed my pants. My exploding sphincter destroyed my knickers.

Jeez, that was a close one. Guess she didn't make her appointment at the Registry. Must have been a Falcons fan.

Definitely not a Seattle fan if the parking spot was 1 yd away.

I wonder what she meant when she asked "if Alice would let her keep the money anyways?"

Medals to the north of ya

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Bad pic. What is it?

World Beer Cup Gold plaque.

Explanations are called for.

Medusa brought the world gold home to Massachusetts for their Pilsner I believe. Actually their tap list was a little weak that night. The bar next door had an amazing tap list. Had Sip of Sunshine on tap the next night. Medusa's one of the best nanobreweries in the state.

Nice

New Mexican place in the square.Me happy.

Enjoy your birthday, Paulie! There's no ****ing way you've got too many of 'em left.

Bullying remarks like that could cost you your Vermont citizenship.

the_bird said:

Enjoy your birthday, Paulie! There's no ****ing way you've got too many of 'em left.

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WOW ... :beard:

Happy b-lated ya old

the_bird said:

Enjoy your birthday, Paulie! There's no ****ing way you've got too many of 'em left.

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Sorry to walk in, but that's bad ass right there !

Don't encourage him.

Happy 60th big guy!!!

Bulls Beers said:

Happy 60th big guy!!!

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I thought he was older than that!

I was being nice...

Sticks and stones might break my hip
But you guys all suck.