When you wish you had more money to brew a couple more beers after turkey day so you'd have some now till new years.
You know you're a home brewer when?
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When you have unexplainable gas 
Being retired doesn't leave much of a budget to allow for.
WilliamSlayer
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When you turn the thermostat down (in winter!) To maintain fermentation temps...
Vigo_Carpathian
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When the ice and water tap on your fridge is really hooked up to a keg and you tell swmbo that you don't know how that happened.
WilliamSlayer
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Oh Very well done sir!
beautiful
sendkyleanemail
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You refer to bathing as a "sack rest" and showering as " sparging."
histo320
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You break a hydrometer and thermometer in the same day.
sendkyleanemail
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emjay said:
Not a misspelling at all. A play on words. Think about it.... /-)
coinhall09
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Well you know you are a new home brewer when you ask the guy at Barnes and noble for home brewing books and you ask it in a hush tone and start feeling shady ! Lol . Just happend
sendkyleanemail said:
It may be a play on words but that wouldn't make it any less misspelt!
As requested, I've thought about it. I imagine you're a BIABers, as that's the only way it is in any way relevant. Even still, there are other kinds of mash temperature rests that have no less an association with bags/sacks, but do not get the same treatment, rendering this particular play on words entirely arbitrary, and thus nonsensical.
coinhall09
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Don't know , but it was in a "upscale " part of Alabama , I guess I didn't want to seem like a boozer to the kid even tho he was prolly the same age as me . Lol this hobby is addicting !!
atimmerman88
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SWMBO questions why the stir plate moved to the bathroom instead of the basement with all the other beer stuff... Then corrects herself with, let me guess its too cold down there for it
It may be a play on words but that wouldn't make it any less misspelt!
As requested, I've thought about it. I imagine you're a BIABers, as that's the only way it is in any way relevant. Even still, there are other kinds of mash temperature rests that have no less an association with bags/sacks, but do not get the same treatment, rendering this particular play on words entirely arbitrary, and thus nonsensical.
He was talking about anatomy...
...when you're out of home brew,you're out of beer!
sendkyleanemail
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barrooze said:
Aha!! SACK!!! LOL
sendkyleanemail
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Also I don't BIAB but that was a pretty funny conclusion. Great sense of humor, man!
WilliamSlayer
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Nice! They can be taught! (There's hope for mine yet then!)
... when you hear someone across the office talking about Maltodextrin, and you assume they're talking about homebrewing, only to find out later that they're only talking about the ingredients in Sweet-n-Low.
Eman24dx said:
Ha! I wish that only happened to noons.
jperry said:
...When you make a beer recipe even once.
zmanzorro said:
It's amazing how many products one notices maltodextrin is in once you learn what it is. Many of which I can't even think of a reason for needing it - to the point where I'm becoming pretty sure it must be a byproduct of something else, such as being mixed in with a tiny proportion of some other ingredient or chemical just to make it easier to measure, even for manufacturers.
...when you simply cannot walk past the baking needs isle. Too many brewing possibilities down that isle not to look for new stuff...
skullface1818
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When the only time you clean your kitchen is before brew day
when you look at copper and think about turning it into a chiller
when you rate a beer and try to break down its recipe from taste alone
when you look at copper and think about turning it into a chiller
when you rate a beer and try to break down its recipe from taste alone
Komodo
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When you text your wife in the middle of the day, and ask her to go sing to your yeast.
RandomBeerGuy
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When you watch brew videos on youtube just to pass the time between batches
When you start the mash,& come on here to pass the time. Or right after brew/bottling day is done with some shots & beers.:rockin:
you know more about beer than your job.
