The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Lye.

Google is your friend

https://www.clemson.edu/extension/livestock/camm/camm_files/dairy/dch8_04.pdf

According to Clemson University lime is used in large animal disposal. IF one were to bury whole bodies under a shed lime is what you want. IF one wanted to put a body in a 55 gallon drum and dissolve said bodies Lye would be the right choice.

Alkaline hydrolysis is currently legal in New Hampshire. Who knew?

or there are numerous commercial grade tissue solubilizers on the research market.

I didn't think Lime actually did anything other than mask the smell whereas as Lye actually broke down the tissue etc, into goop... decomposing completely.... and because the two sound so similar,
People often confused the two.

It would probably be easier to drop them in a barrel of Mountain Dew.
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What we really need is to talk to someone who actually has experience disposing of dead bodies.

Hmmmmmmmmm?

Who on this thread is most likely to be a serial killer?

Yeager. Clearly Yeager. Or Bulls Beer. It's always the quiet ones.

paulthenurse said:

What we really need is to talk to someone who actually has experience disposing of dead bodies.

Hmmmmmmmmm?

Who on this thread is most likely to be a serial killer?

Yeager. Clearly Yeager. Or Bulls Beer. It's always the quiet ones.

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so you have never watched dexter? he takes them out to sea on his boat "slice of life" and puts them in a commercial grade trash bag weighed down with rocks, and dumps the bodies overboard. you already have the boat, why not put it to good use

OH... Paulie... you could use the bodies as lobster bait!

Wicked pissah idea.

Melana said:

OH... Paulie... you could use the bodies as lobster bait!

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i know he has me on ignore, you could have given me credit for that

ComcastWineRookie said:

i know he has me on ignore, you could have given me credit for that

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Because you used a Dexter reference?

yes, of course. i usually provide nothing but aggravation, i actually contributed in a good way today

Please don't feed the animals.

Posted this in an old Masstoberfest thread earlier by mistake.

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He never even burped. I'm so proud.

Didn't leave the dock, huh?

Photoshopped the water in. They're still in Pauly's back yard.

My little girl was born today! Congrats to me!

She is beautiful! Congratulations Dakota!

Congrats to all. Mom and baby are beautiful. You are ugly as ever.

Word of advice. F saving for college. Start saving for the wedding. If she wants to go to college she can study hard and get a scholarship. There ain't no full boat weddingships.

Congrats Dakota!

This makes my news seem unimportant. Well, it is unimportant, but still...

The Sox may have to re-evaluate this "everyone is an Ace" philosophy.

thedudelebowski said:

the sox may not have to re-evaluate this "everyone is an ass" philosophy.

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ftfy

Ok, so now that Dakota's news has died down, you'll all be glad to hear my news.


I'm getting the hell out of Massachusetts!!! Just signed a P&S on a house in New Hampshire.


Mort, keep your sheep to yourself.

For $1000 I won't call your new neighbors and tell them about the... You know...

homebeerbrewer said:

Ok, so now that Dakota's news has died down, you'll all be glad to hear my news.


I'm getting the hell out of Massachusetts!!! Just signed a P&S on a house in New Hampshire.


Mort, keep your sheep to yourself.

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where in nh?

homebeerbrewer said:

Ok, so now that Dakota's news has died down, you'll all be glad to hear my news.


I'm getting the hell out of Massachusetts!!! Just signed a P&S on a house in New Hampshire.


Mort, keep your sheep to yourself.

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Congrats to you and moving to the land of the free!

Free to bang all the animals you want with out persecution. Glad your moving.

When are you moving? Are you joining another club also or going to make long drives?

Work?

Can we go back to talking about Spawn o' Dakota? Before Rick tells us about his new job at the sheep farm. Please?

DakotaRules said:

Congrats to you and moving to the land of the free!

Free to bang all the animals you want with out persecution. Glad your moving.

When are you moving? Are you joining another club also or going to make long drives?

Work?

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i actually havent joind the other club so......

Please stop feeding the animals.

DakotaRules said:

Congrats to you and moving to the land of the free!

Free to bang all the animals you want with out persecution. Glad your moving.

When are you moving? Are you joining another club also or going to make long drives?

Work?

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I dunno about joining a club, but I'm maintaining my membership with the SSBC. Just so I have an excuse to sit around a campfire and drunk dial Pauly. He'd miss it if I didn't do that anymore. When I move all depends on how fast the mortgage goes through. I've been pre-approved, so it shouldn't be long, but you know how banks are, almost as bad as the gubmint. I'd like to close on August 31st.

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For $1000 I won't call your new neighbors and tell them about the... You know...

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They're going to find out anyway, once he does his walk around the neighborhood to keep his parole officer happy.

homebeerbrewer said:

I dunno about joining a club, but I'm maintaining my membership with the SSBC.

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You should try joining a yacht club instead; I hear they've been lowering their admittance standards quite a bit lately.

Gfy. My membership was in jeapordy for bringing the likes of you there.

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I'm frisking you before you get on the boat.

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I know that's just your way of hitting on the guy!

Cheers
Jay

People the world over lurk in this thread. I'm saying it's because you're all closet Patriots fans.

Hey all. Mike, congrats on the little girl, and Rick, congrats on the new digs. Don't worry about the sheep - they're all the neighbor's animals anyway. Just gotta wait til he's out of town.

And PTN, looks like you've got some nice benches on that boat -I've got to get my schedule set to get out with you and slay some bugs....

We could invite Hoppy and have a regular Slay-lapalooza.

Today was the first day taking the boy fishing. Nothing big, caught one, he loved it. Great spending time with them before I go back work.

GFY

You took Yeager fishing? Bid he bring his Big Pink Stik?

"I bet they blew quite a few bucks to get that ingredient"