pleasing the pregnant wife

While wife was as big as a house it dawned on me that I could carbonate water, which she was buying in the liter green glass bottles by the case and going through about a half-case a day on some days. It's just as easy as force-carbonating beer, but it has no alcohol, so she could drink it. It also saved me a fortune, not buying those bottles.

I wonder what else would have been good to keg? (kiddo is 11 months now, we still have a keg of water at all times going). Koolaid? Milk! :cross:

Jesus Juice? White Trash Margaritas?

olllllo created a thread right up your alley!

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=52498&page=2

Make some root beer. My friend did and it turned out great.

I hear you should devote a keg to rootbeer since the seals will be permanently tainted with rootbeer-ness. Is this true?

I'm such a freakin' perv. The first thing that came to mind when reading the title of this thread was... uh, let's just say it's related to what happens when some of the pregnancy hormones kick in. The GOOD pregnancy hormones...

indeed. i was thinking the same thing.

the_bird said:

uh, let's just say it's related to what happens when some of the pregnancy hormones kick in. The GOOD pregnancy hormones...

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They don't always kick in.

edit: I should also contribute something useful to the thread, and second the recommendation for rootbeer. I've used the Zatarain's extract, and it's great!

lustreking said:

They don't always kick in.

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I've learned the hard way that asking "so when are those hormones going to kick in" is NOT a good idea, especially when the BAD hormones already have.

the_bird said:

I've learned the hard way that asking "so when are those hormones going to kick in" is NOT a good idea, especially when the BAD hormones already have.

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Yeah, that tends to get something else kicked in, or is that what you meant by "the hard way"?


TL

haha I am waiting for the GOOD hormones to kick in. 6 Months pregnant.. WHERE ARE YOU HORMONES!!

The idea here is destined to fail regardless.

It's a proven fact, scientologically, that you can never "please" a pregnant wife.

And all those GOOD hormones everyones talkng about, well, BPA killed off those. :cross:

GilaMinumBeer said:

It's a proven fact, scientologically

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What does Tom Cruise have to do with this thread?

I made an iced tea with a Passionberry Tea blend. It had an insanely bright red color, but was completely natural.

I found that 1.25 ounce of tea, steeped for an hour in 2 quarts of water, with 1 cup of sugar added was tasty. I think you could totally keg that and have a rather healthy, low-sugar, soda.

Also you don't ever want to approach a pregnant woman with a pair of bolt cutters as a solution to get a wedding ring off their swollen finger.

pldoolittle said:

What does Tom Cruise have to do with this thread?

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He can't please his wife either.

stever said:

Also you don't ever want to approach a pregnant woman with a pair of bolt cutters as a solution to get a wedding ring off their swollen finger.

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Yeah. Use a dremel.


TL

pleasing the pregnant wife...you better since you've apparently pleased yourself first...


Nathan: Yes, dedicated corny. Either that or you'll be changing out every rubber piece.

I have one too.