Is this for real?

fifelee · Jul 18, 2007

Was cruising ebay for a wort pump and came across this. Guess ebay really does have everything.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Penis-extenders...16QQihZ014QQcategoryZ1277QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

DeathBrewer · Jul 18, 2007

lol, i dunno. give it a shot and let us know

JustDave · Jul 18, 2007

You guys better not outbid me .....

Orpheus · Jul 18, 2007

fifelee said:
Was cruising ebay for a wort pump and came across this.

Sure you were... suuuuree you were...

Beerrific · Jul 18, 2007

I think it is made by the same people that make the time machine featured in the movie Napoleon Dynamite.

Give it a try, I hear they make good products.

EvilTOJ · Jul 18, 2007

fifelee said:
Was cruising ebay for a wort pump and came across this.

If you come across it, I think you're using it wrong! That monstrosity looks like vice grips, but in reverse! There's no way I'm letting that near the boys!

phooka · Jul 18, 2007

After my recent vasectomy I could use one of these. It's still afraid, might give it some encouragement...

Fingers · Jul 18, 2007

Must be much smaller in real life. At least, I hope so.

fifelee · Jul 19, 2007

Orpheus said:
Sure you were... suuuuree you were...

I'm busted. Just wanted a little help getting to the 9" mark. 8.5" isn't cutting it.

phooka said:
After my recent vasectomy I could use one of these. It's still afraid, might give it some encouragement...

LOL

Is this for real?

Help Support Homebrew Talk - Beer, Wine, Mead, & Cider Brewing Discussion Forum:

fifelee

Well-Known Member

DeathBrewer

Maniacally Malty

JustDave

Well-Known Member

Orpheus

Well-Known Member

Beerrific

Well-Known Member

EvilTOJ

Well-Known Member

phooka

Large Member

Fingers

Well-Known Member

fifelee

Well-Known Member

Similar threads

Latest posts

Is this for real?

Help Support Homebrew Talk - Beer, Wine, Mead, & Cider Brewing Discussion Forum:

Well-Known Member

Maniacally Malty

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Large Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Similar threads

Join the conversation!

Join today and get all the highlights of this community direct to your inbox. It's FREE!