When you grab a tube of Keg Lube instead of KY...
I think more importantly one of two things though: 1) Why was your keg lube anywhere near "the deed", or 2) How could you risk unsanitary conditions if you were near your brews?!
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I think more importantly one of two things though: 1) Why was your keg lube anywhere near "the deed", or 2) How could you risk unsanitary conditions if you were near your brews?!
mikeysab
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I think as long as he got some star san and gave his junk a quick dunk to get rid of the funk, he could proceed as usual.
Golddiggie
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Keg Lube is great for more than just kegs you know. Helps with the o-rings in the more beer style QD's and so much more. Plus, it's food safe, so it has to be safe for internal use (or semi-internal) too. :rockin: Besides, a little goes a long way with Keg Lube... 
Keg Lube is great for more than just kegs you know. Helps with the o-rings in the more beer style QD's and so much more. Plus, it's food safe, so it has to be safe for internal use (or semi-internal) too. :rockin: Besides, a little goes a long way with Keg Lube...
Now have you bothered calling the manufacturer to verify if it's condom safe? Something tells me they don't specify on the packaging...
Golddiggie
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LVBen
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You might be addicted to homebrewing if:
You buy vodka, but don't drink it.
You buy vodka, but don't drink it.
LVBen
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You might be addicted to homebrewing if:
You are drinking coffee in the morning and you notice that there is a piece of something floating around in it and the first thing that pops into your head is "it is probably just a piece of hops."
You are drinking coffee in the morning and you notice that there is a piece of something floating around in it and the first thing that pops into your head is "it is probably just a piece of hops."
Lucky_Chicken
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the LHBS calls you at home because he hasn't seen you in a week and wanted to know if everything was ok.
umopepisdn
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I was driving with some friends in Portland and passed a building that had a sign that said "WY east" I laughed and pointed.....no one else got it.....
When the only things resembling citrus in your house is in your ales.
mlg5039
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When heading to a special occasion or a party for someone, it is no longer necessary to stop and buy them a gift on the way. I'm sure there's a six pack of their liking somewhere around the house
When wifey starts liking your hoppy ales after you tell her it's pushing 6% or more.
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JoeyChopps
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Reaver said:
Or the sexy actor with the 6 pack
Golddiggie
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...when you're making maple&brown sugar oatmeal for lunch and you wonder if you can extract more sugar from letting it "mash" longer.
Then you wonder how much it would take to make a true "breakfast stout" with oatmeal packets!
Then you wonder how much it would take to make a true "breakfast stout" with oatmeal packets!
kickrjason
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You are at the gym an wonder if a protein powder could mix well with a home-brew.
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KuntzBrewing
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Of these 43 pages I can relate to 100% of them
KuntzBrewing
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I got many laughs outta this thread! Haha
NWMOBrewer
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When watching Top Shot, and they shoot 3 gallon carboys, you shed a tear because you could have fermented in those.
KuntzBrewing
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You tell the family to deal with the fact that the fridge is gonna be set to 53° because that's where your lager is most active
gcdowd
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NWMOBrewer said:
As I watched that the other day, I thought the same thing
rhoadsrage
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You pick your new license plates because the numbers match your favorite Wyeast.
If you see a Chevy van with plates "WY 3711" honk.
If you see a Chevy van with plates "WY 3711" honk.
Azurecybe
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+1.
I have Mephisto's Unholy Covenant in the planning stages now. It shall be pitched on the WLP570 cake from Mephisto's Fructification (a Belgian pale ale).
Beezy
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nylar said:
Actually you might be gay.
You took all the glasses out of your beer freezer to make room for hops
Your house has designated "dry areas" and "wet areas" for storing and fermenting.
Your spouse has bought half your gear as gifts just to be able to name a style she wants you to make.
Your house has designated "dry areas" and "wet areas" for storing and fermenting.
Your spouse has bought half your gear as gifts just to be able to name a style she wants you to make.
worstbrewing
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You have more cubic feet of freezer/fridge space dedicated to brewing (keezer, fermentation chamber, bottle fridge, yeast/hop/etc freezer) than you do for other food.
neut2004
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Whenever you see any food, you wonder "can I mash it?", "should I add that to the boil, during fermentation, or in the keg?", "will adding that improve or hurt my head retention?", etc.
I read this and thought, "I don't remember writing that."
But I could have.
And it would have been accurate.
Whitewater
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You may be addicted if when you don't have the money to buy the next brew and you don't see it happening any time soon, you start to notice the effects of depression coming on. *sniff* anybody care to share some zoloft?
kickrjason
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You steam brussel sprouts for dinner & while eating them keep thinking they look like whole hops.........
