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Thwizzit

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It seems like everyone I know says something different when we are out having a few. One guy just says 'Cheers!' while another without fail, will always make a spoof on the Russian 'Nostrovia!' and say 'Nice Driveway!' while another will clink the top of his glass to yours and then the bottom of his glass to the bottom of yours and say 'Tits and Arse!' and was wondering what your favorite drinking toast was when raising a glass?
 
Here's to a long life, and a merry one,
A quick death, and an easy one,
A pretty girl, and an honest one,
A cold beer, and another one!
 
or just hail skins.

for me it's:

them that love us, may they love us
them that do not, may they turn their hearts
them that do not turn their hearts, may they turn their ankles
so that we can tell them by their limping
 
Here's to the girls that do.
Here's to the girls that don't.
Here's to the girls that say they will, and then they say they won't.
And here's to the girls that I like, and I think you'll say I'm right.
To the girls that say I don't, but for you tonight I might!
 
For celebrating birthdays, graduations and the like:
"May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live."

For shots, carbombs, and such:
"Over the lips and through the gums, look out stomach, here it comes!"
 
Not mine mind you, but one I've heard:

Friends may come and friends may go
And friends may peter out, you know,
But we'll be friends through thick or thin
Peter out or peter in...


Sechs frauen mit zwolf busten is sehr gut!! :rockin:
 
There are many good reasons for drinking
And one has just entered my head
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How the hell can he drink when he's dead!
 
Ein Prosit, Ein Prosit, Der Gemuetlichkeit!

Ein Prosit, Ein Prosit, Der Gemuetlichkeit!

Eins, Zwei, Zuffa!

I'm going to teach all the HBT'ers how to sing this at AHC club night.
 
A few more I can remember:

She offered 'er honor,
He honored her offer.
All night long he was on 'er and off 'er.

Here's to lyin', cheatin', and stealin':
When you lie, you lie to save a friend.
When you cheat, you cheat death.
When you steal, you steal the heart of a young maiden.
And when you drink, you drink with me!

Here's to you,
Here's to me,
bless you, here's to me!

Here's to the breezes
That blows through the treeses,
That lifts up the skirtses
And exposes the kneeses,
That shows us the places
That teases and pleases.
(Some add a line about diseases or something equally crass)

Here's to honor:
Here's to gettin' on 'er,
Stayin' on 'er,
And (opposite of going) on 'er.
If you can't (opposite of go) on 'er,
(Opposite of go) in 'er.
 
another simpsons qoute, "Heres to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems". - Homer Simpson
 
Not mine but I have heard it and said it before:

Here's to the women,
Here's to the women we love,
Here's to the women we love to Fook
If the women we love don't love to Fook,
Fook the women, here's to us!
 
And to think the whole time in Germany I had no idea what was being said, so I just yelled along, "I prost it! I prost it! Go fly a kite!" Or something to that effect.
 
"Here's looking up your address" - Chevy Chase, the movie escapes me. Is it caddyshack?
 
EdWort said:
Ein Prosit, Ein Prosit, Der Gemuetlichkeit!

Ein Prosit, Ein Prosit, Der Gemuetlichkeit!

Eins, Zwei, Zuffa!

I'm going to teach all the HBT'ers how to sing this at AHC club night.


Was ist Gemuetlichkeit?
 
We drink to get drunk,
We get drunk to pass out,
We pass out so we dont sin,
We dont sin to go to heaven,
So lets all get drunk so we can go to heaven.
 
Here's to it
Up to it
Down to it
damn the man that can't do it
Birds do it and fly
Bees do it and die
Dog do it and stick to it
So why can't you and I?

Here's to those things that blows in the breezes
That blows those young girl's dresses above their kneezes
And shows that thing that tickles and squeezes
And also spreads disease.
 
More often than not, it's just "cheers." Fairly often, it's "happy ____," where the blank is whatever seems relevant at the time (i.e., "happy birthday," "happy President's Day," "happy Thursday morning"). Sometimes, it's "here's to gals with big tits."

At weddings or rehearsal dinners, to the bride and groom, its:

May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind always be at your back,
May the Sun shine warmly upon your face,
And may you spend more days in love than you do in debt.


TL
 
Here's to the girl in the little red boots..
She likes to party
and she likes to booze.

She lost her cherry,
but thats no sin,
She still has..
the box it came in....

:mug:
 
One of my Dad's fav's
Here's to the bee that stung the bull
and started the bull to bucking
And heres to the bee that stung Adam and Eve
and started the world to fook'n

Dad was an old cowboy who passed away a few years ago but i use this one so much that almost everyone i drink with know's it an joins in when i make it. :tank:

SD
 
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