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Quote:
Originally Posted by rogerdoct
"Make beer, not bombs!"

The slogan for my local homebrew supply store, "The Beer Nut" in Salt Lake City... They even have it on a bumper sticker and t-shirts!

Roger "Doc".




RichBrewer said:
OMG! I make both!
I just got to thinking about this and I thought I better clarify. I am a munitions technician in the Air National Guard. When I say I build bombs, they are for F-16s.
Hope I didn't scare anyone off.:mug:

Now that I think about it... How can I get one of those T-Shirts? :rockin:
 
What do most american light beers and having sex in a canoe have in common??










Both are Fu@_ing close to water!! :D
 
The Beer Prayer:

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,

Barmen
:rockin:​
 
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