Homebrew Subdivision

Cheeto said:

does a swing count as a porchcouch ?

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Only if you make it out of a couch.

you mean a place where the beer flows like wine


"Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town! Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go? Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen."

... even the showers have taps built in.

Code requirement!!!

This thread is teh win... lmao

We could burn all our spent grain in a biomass boiler/turbine and generate our own power!

I'm picturing a 200 Acre hop farm smack dab in the middle of the community.

We'd also need a barley field in the back 40k

IXVolt said:

We'd also need a barley field in the back 40k

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I was thinking abou that too. Hop gardens intergrated into the landscape everywhere if not fields

sorry missed the hop farm idea already

I am liking this idea.

If we build it, they will come.

We'd have to have a rec center with horse shoes, beruit, cornhole, washers, polish horse shoes, a disc golf course, driving range, waterslide & wave pool, swim up bar with big breasted bar tender...I could go on for days!!

I feel like the Myth Busters would need to live there too so we could blow s.hit up!

ok we will add a bomb/shooting range too

The local costco would sell only bbq related equipment and pretzels!

Bet the online vendors could work out some SERIOUS discounts! Having semi's make one stop for delivery of all that brewing equipment?

TeufelBrew said:

Bet the online vendors could work out some SERIOUS discounts! Having semi's make one stop for delivery of all that brewing equipment?

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we would need a shipping and receiving dock just for the neighborhood

Any one good a warehousing ?

You know what happens when we get together. It's bad news bears everywhere. Nothing would get done in this subdivision/metropolis. We'd all lose our wives and then our jobs.

Friggin' Hooverville man.

eschatz said:

You know what happens when we get together. It's bad news bears everywhere. Nothing would get done in this subdivision/metropolis. We'd all lose our wives and then our jobs.

Friggin' Hooverville man.

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But we could drink our sorrows away!

Where would we build this Community? What states would be best for growing hops and barley?(and big breasted bartenders?)

IXVolt said:

But we could drink our sorrows away!

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Yeah, you know I'd be there. Just sayin'.

annasdadhockey said:

Where would we build this Community? What states would be best for growing hops and barley?(and big breasted bartenders?)

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I got the Hops and Barley covered, but we might have to import the bartenders

Where would you place this town?

I'd like my garage to have ale fermentation temp , and the basement at lager fermentation temp. Year round, of course.

It should have the perfect weather for hops, too

oh , and at least three different types of tap water.

Do we have to bring the kids or are they optional?

volvodude said:

Do we have to bring the kids or are they optional?

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OF we have to bring them , who else is going to do the bottling

I think the sidewalks in Brewtown should be padded with rubber, so it would be easier to crawl home, or take a nap if you need one.

Or moving sidewalks like in the airport, with lazy boys attached to them.

We could name the north-south streets after hop varieties and the east-west streets after malts.

"I live at the corner of Pilsner and Saaz"

The good news is I hear Detroit is actually almost completely empty already and We'd have our own Baseball, Football, Basketball and of course HOCKEY teams.

Can we live in a biosphere? Please say we can live in a biosphere!

Ahhhh I can imagine the smell now!
(exluding the piss, vomit, and other byproducts of excessive beer consumption)

I'm a receiving manager in a warehouse, so I could cover that. We could just set up blanket orders with the vendors, then they could drop off everything once a week.

Any sub par beer could be used to fill the beer jacuzzi in the beer spa. Also, brewhouses with soft floors so no more broken carboys.

Oh, and if we live in a biosphere, we have to designate somebody to be the town drunk ... but instead of being the town drunk ... you're the town's Pauley Shore.


Hey buuuuuudddyyyyyyy.

When one passes out on the street, the cops could put a blanket to cover us. Also, a workout facility with beer bar in it, instead of a smoothie/ nutritional drink bar.

I've got dibs on being the town drunk!

I contribute nothing to this community, except making sure there will ALWAYS be empty kegs and bottles to refill.

You can drop off your full kegs and bottles at the corner of Warrior and Munich, and I'll see to it that they'll be empty in a week or so.

we should make this in one of the run-down areas of detroit, that way we could all buy up land super cheap and In 20 years after our presence had improved the neighborhood, sell for a big ass profit, and move onto the next slum.

Guys your missing a critical part here. With all of our beer production we could support the community, 15bbl system in the center of town. Half of the production for our consumption and half for retail. The money would from selling it would pay for the cops, fire dept, town services and the best part, IT WOULD PAY TO HAVE ALL OUR LAWNS MOWED AND DRIVEWAYS SHOVELED

AZ_IPA said:

I contribute nothing to this community, except making sure there will ALWAYS be empty kegs and bottles to refill.

You can drop off your full kegs and bottles at the corner of Warrior and Munich, and I'll see to it that they'll be empty in a week or so.

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Looks like you can fish & I like to eat fish.

Arneba28 said:

and the best part, IT WOULD PAY TO HAVE ALL OUR LAWNS MOWED AND DRIVEWAYS SHOVELED

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With the biosphere we can have Astroturf lawns and climate control so no driveways need to be shoveled!

Hell, I can see this being awesome. (Until we started talking politics and got into fistfights).

Fightclub would be more interesting as we could just look in people's windows.

McKBrew said:

Fightclub would be more interesting as we could just look in people's windows.

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I think everyone in Silverdale just closed their blinds.

Town mandate, only bikini clad college girls can pick the hops. Yes, even if she's your daugher. Hey, she ain't MY daughter.

And I stake my claim at the corner lot of the 1.080 block of Vienna Street and 30 IBU Simcoe Place.

The town water tower shall also be fitted with a massive 3 piece airlock.