The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

HoppyDaze said:

Did any of you guys go downtown, cover your faces and beat the **** out of a war vet?

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The white supremacists underestimated how Boston Strong people are here

hella Boston Strong

Solid series win by the Sox on Remy Day.
I miss Jerry...and Orsillo...

Really enjoyed watching that game while I brewed my porter for Masstoberfest. Perfect results on both fronts. Nailed my numbers and volumes and the good guys won.

Too many beers during the brew.

Nice... give us more of your top notch political commentary Paul.

It always ends well, this is the perfect forum for it, and you're obviously pretty enlightened so... have at it!

I like pie.

How is it fair that Jerry Lewis is dead and John Farrell is still alive?

Harsh.

I know.
I was in a bad mood. But seriously, could Farrell make any more stupid game decisions?

And besides if you had to pick which one of them would live or die you know if you would pick Jerry Lewis to live

Yeah, cuz everyone can't stop raving about the comedic stylings of Jerry Lewis these days.

Jesus Paul.... you keep forgetting that not everyone is as old AF like you are. Half the people on HBT probably only know Jerry Lewis as the homophobe racist that he showed he was late in life.... if they had heard of him at all

Dude wasn't even funny...

Finally Hoppy says something factual

Irving for Thomas? Huh.

"Celtics are sending Thomas, Crowder, Ante Zizic and Brooklyn's 2018 first-round pick for Kyrie Irving".

All that and the Brooklyn pick, too? Woof...

I did like the little guy. Best part was everyone would criticize him because he wasn't tested in certain situations. Those situations would come and he'd surpass expectations. He does want the brinks truck rolling up tho and what the heck was the story with the hip at the end of the year? I hope Kyrie doesn't have an attitude problem. IT had a great attitude and was all you could ask for in a team leader. Good luck IT.

Great outing by Fister tonight - 1 hit complete game.
Gotta love it when the bullpen gets a solid night off - I don't think anyone even got off the bench to loosen up...

Amazing pitching battle so far tonight.
Kluber is an uber beast, but Pomeranz is holding his own.
Between them I think they're close to 20 Ks after just 4 innings...

[edit] OBNEHBF: this is a pathetic beer.



[edit2] Solid win by the Sox.

zzzzzzzzzz baseball

Hoppy's not bright enough to understand baseball.

Baseball is boring

You're boring.

Could be worse. You could live with a Yankees fan.

That would be worse.

My wife is a... I'm embarrassed to say.... Mets fan.

My wife is a Yankees fan. But hates the Jets, Giants and Bills.

Loves the Pats.

I can't understand the Yankee loving Pats fan thing but, as Monty Python put it she has "Great Tracts of Land" šo I do t try too hard.

Pics or there are no vast tracts of land.

Sorry. It's the Internet. I didn't invent the rules.

Melana said:

Baseball is boring

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You're not doing it right.

So Sale's had a couple of unstellar outings in a row and tonight made it through 9 outs.
I would've left him in for a good 100 pitches/7 innings instead of thrashing the bullpen tonight...

[edit] On the up side, NY lost to Detroit in a donnybrook, hopefully there will be some significant suspensions for them

And if you're going to buy an IPL, this one is very tasty...

paulthenurse said:

Pics or there are no vast tracts of land.

Sorry. It's the Internet. I didn't invent the rules.

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This is probably the only one that won't get me killed.

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Very nice tracts of land.

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YiPC91QUk[/ame].

Can she sing?

No. She sounds like Fran Drescher.

Ouch. Well you can use those ginourmous tracts of land as earmuffs if she start up with too much Yankee chstter. I can see doing that.

So enough talk about Master's Mistress's acreage. (OK We all know I don't mean that but in the interest of decency...

Golf is a seriously egalitarian sport. It don't care who you are, what you do, how large your Mrs's tracts of land are (Oooppps Sorry.) or how good you were the last time you ruined a nice walk by bringing along a set of sticks. It will bring somebody down, every round.

I hit a 91 today, first round out of the year. I was headed for my usual 105-110 round when my nephew started talking smack. "Oh really? You're the number one ace on the Howell NJ bowling team? I bet the chicks are throwing their underwear at you when you toe the line. You want to go $1.00 a stroke? Realllly? You sure? I mean, I have a real job and you work stacking inner tubes up at a water park. Realllly? Tee it up, Biatch."

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. "You're going to use an 8 iron? Holy Mary Mother of God! An 8 iron on a 130 yard par three? Wassa matter, you getting cold from being in my shade all day?"

I just hope the little bastid doesn't tell Aunt Alice that I took 20 bucks off him.

A dollar per stroke? Reminds me of that time you pimped out your daughter.

I wasn't pimping her, I was trying to get her married off. (Although I guess in either instance I'd come out ahead economically.)

You make a terrible pimp.

Good

But I'm a world class Dad.

I just want to make her some other guys worry.

Wow, I haven't been on this site since I bought my house, and this thread isn't dead yet?

What really boggles the mind is that you're not dead yet.

Just sayin'