So, THAT'S How The Professional *****ebags Get All the Ladies

We should take lessons from this guy.

I wonder if he's a graduate of the New Jersey School of *****ebaggery?

Wowwwwwwww. How could a lady resist THAT

I think that was my Boss.

i'm probably the only normal guy in the city....

Here's the visual guide:

Lucky, lucky Olga....

Well, I gotta get back to my movie script now.

Sounds like a DB I use to work with. Too funny.

Too bad they blank out his number. Woulda been fun to get 1 million people pranking him

Do you think he is passionate? Do you think he likes elegant women? Holy raging *********. Reminds me of the movie Hitch, when Will Smith slams the guy on the table for being a *********.

I didn't know giving a girl you just met an ultimatum was the way to go, oh wait and to insult her too. Damn thats what I have been missing all these years.

blacklab said:

Here's the visual guide:

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Dude thats my hero, Iv'e been looking for his poster everywhere!

bethlehembrewer said:

Do you think he is passionate? Do you think he likes elegant women? Holy raging *********. Reminds me of the movie Hitch, when Will Smith slams the guy on the table for being a *********.

I didn't know giving a girl you just met an ultimatum was the way to go, oh wait and to insult her too. Damn thats what I have been missing all these years.

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Well, it's the way to go when you're such a catch like Dimitri that the ladies are approaching you like 7 times a day! I mean, he can't just go out with any old crazy ho, he's got standards, and if an elegant woman like Olga wants to date this catch, then she'd better stop playin' games and listen to the man!

can i punch this ******-nozzle in the face?

That's a great site.

Just....Wow!

Well, the nice guy approach wasn't working, so.....

Evan! said:

Well, it's the way to go when you're such a catch like Dimitri that the ladies are approaching you like 7 times a day! I mean, he can't just go out with any old crazy ho, he's got standards, and if an elegant woman like Olga wants to date this catch, then she'd better stop playin' games and listen to the man!

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He didn't specify. I wonder if they walk up to him and asked to be f^cked, or if they kick him in the balls for being such a chode.

Uhm... a true pickup artist. Wonder why the nuber blurred -he seems like such a nice guy.

Creepy?

Nah...

Suddenly I feel so smoooth talking with da ladyz...:cross:

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bethlehembrewer said:

Dude thats my hero, Iv'e been looking for his poster everywhere!

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What's with the cerebral palsy hand contortions anyway? I must be old, but I don't get it.

I'm 90% sure that was my ****** nozzle brother-in-law (greek) that lives out in LA using some voice changing device. Feel free to gang punch him; he deserves it.

Going to have to share that with my wife for confirmation. :cross:

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What's with the cerebral palsy hand contortions anyway? I must be old, but I don't get it.

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apparently gang-signs are all the rage... BTW i never looked at it like that and busted out laughing (nothing funny about the disease, just how retarded they look)

DesertBrew said:

I'm 90% sure that was my ****** nozzle brother-in-law (greek) that lives out in LA using some voice changing device. Feel free to gang punch him; he deserves it.

Going to have to share that with my wife for confirmation. :cross:

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****** Nozzle, be careful, that word is addictive.

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What's with the cerebral palsy hand contortions anyway? I must be old, but I don't get it.

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Where are these hand contortions! All I got was AUDIO!

Wait... nm... I get it, your talking about the WEST SIDE!

WTF, that can not be real.

Dude, I work with some italians who are just like that. Not all mind you, but enough to know it is real.

I was waiting for him to say "...and um yeah I'm gonna need those TPS reports by tomorrow!"

You know what I'd do if I were the recieving caller? I'd take him for a spin on the back of the K1200R. With 162 HP and (more importantly) 84 ft-lbs of torque, I'd give him the ride of his life. Then, I'd drop him off in front of his buddies, a quivering, sobbing heap, with his bee-u-ti-ful white pants sporting new and interesting colors both fore and aft. I'd make sure to call him a girl as I spun off, leaving him in the tender care of his comrades.

I just can't understand why Olga isn't calling him back.

He seems like a great guy!

Quick story. I sent Dimitri off to the wife a couple days ago. She's been applying for various jobs over the last couple of weeks. She just called me laughing her arse off to the point I can barely understand her. Apparently one of the prospective employers left her a voice mail at home. Some greek guy named Dimitri about the office job she applied for. Haven't heard it yet but she said it sounded just like this guy including accent and he kept rambling on in the message with a tone of arrogance. If the quality is good enough I'll see if I can capture to a .wav and share.

update - crappy self phone quality message. can't share...

This guy said he's in "the city" and the landline he mentions (her number) sounds like an exchange near the city (NYC). Because of that, I'd say those messages are real. There are narcissistic *****ebags like this running rampant in the NYC area. They're definitely vomit-inducing pricks...

I listened to that this morning over at break.com. Some people have serious issues.

Bedlam said:

You know what I'd do if I were the recieving caller? I'd take him for a spin on the back of the K1200R. With 162 HP and (more importantly) 84 ft-lbs of torque, I'd give him the ride of his life. Then, I'd drop him off in front of his buddies, a quivering, sobbing heap, with his bee-u-ti-ful white pants sporting new and interesting colors both fore and aft. I'd make sure to call him a girl as I spun off, leaving him in the tender care of his comrades.

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So uh, *cough*, what's your phone number?

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this guy never got a call back.

Wonder why he's single?

P.S. Don't forget this guy.

The back story is that he's a ****** who got his license revoked in Toronto for assaulting female patients, then he started his "Real Men" business... Read all about it:

Story about Dimitri the Lover (AKA James Sears)

CTV Article About James Sears

Dimitri the Lover's Website

Basically he's a perv who needs to be fed into a combine nuts first...

"Respect the C*CK. Tame the P*SSY!"

yeah, he seems like quite a catch. Girls like a guy who's confident, right?

Sadly, I bet he picks up air-head plasti-blonds with that 'tude all the time: "Like, he must be, like, really important and junk, like, with his script writing. If, like, I get with him for a while I can have nice stuff and be a movie star!"