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This is godd@mned hilarious! I kept telling myself, "I'll only read one more page and then I will go onto something else." 14 pages later...

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This is godd@mned hilarious! I kept telling myself, "I'll only read one more page and then I will go onto something else." 14 pages later...

:tank:

Tell me about it!!

This site is hard to close :)

The retail ones crack me up as I did my stint in retail sales.
 
Ok found my favorite so far


What Strange Magic Is This
Big Box Retail | North Carolina, USA

Me: “Sporting Goods, how may I help you?”

Customer: “I need a tennis racquet. The one I have is the wrong one.”

Me: ”What kind of tennis racquet are you looking for?”

Customer: ”I’m a lefty. I need a left-handed tennis racquet.”

Me: “…”

Customer: “Hello? Are you still there? Do you have any left-handed tennis racquets?”

Me: ”Ma’am, just put the one you have in your left hand. It’s now a left-handed tennis racquet.”

Customer: “Oooh! I’m going to kill my husband!” *hangs up*

I like her husbands sense of humor :)
 

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