Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

You bastid!
Knew I could count on you.

Other teams must be thinking... “well Brady can’t play forever, and Belichick can’t coach forever so... we might have a chance in 20xx”.

I wonder what year those teams are realistically thinking.

Is it... 2025? Even later?

If Tom averages 12 wins a year through 2025 that would mean another 96 wins. Why, he could catch up to ...

Oh ya! [emoji23]

Ya know what? If he plays through 2025 he could retire and hand the job over to his son. I bet the kid goes to Michigan and is a late round draft pick.

Nahhhh. The kid is only 10. He’ll only be 18 in 2025. That’s too young even for GOAT Spawn. Maybe Tom stays through 2028.

Can’t believe I’m actually enjoying half of Dan Fouts’ commentary on this game. That’s one of the seven signs, isn’t it? Or am I just stroking out?

You guys are such losers. Lol

Seahawks lose waaaay more than the Pats.

HoppyDaze said:

You guys are such losers. Lol

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Dilly Dilly!

Did you guys see the Brady broke the all time wins record today?

Dilly Dilly!

Uggg. A Steeler loss here would be nice but that would take the Packers playing well and winning.

Soooooo

Let’s just saying I’m not getting my hopes up

If it was the 1800's they might have a chance

It was all down hill for the Packers after they legalized the forward pass.

AFC is terrible

HAHA! chiefs got beat by the Bills.
The Bills!

fyi I live in Buffalo.
we are terrible.
I feel bad for any team we beat.

Just a matter of time before Green Bay gagged it up

Aaron who?

So Hundley's not looking like a total ****** tonight.

But seriously the bigger story here is the hbt site conversion and total failure of the mobile app. Took me way longer than I should admit to figure out the website on a phone.

Most likely user incompetence

The app won’t open on my phone, so I am back to using the Commodore 64.

“The damn new version of the app won’t run on my Jitterbug!! And who’s the d-bag who stole one of the tennis balls off the leg of my walker!?!?”

jammin said:

try not to kick your dog too many times or poison any tree's tonight, K buddy? if you need someone to talk too we're always here to tell you how much alabama sucks alright

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Yea, they suck so bad they have 1 loss to the newly ranked #1 team in the Nation. Might as well just shut down the program.

BamaProud said:

Yea, they suck so bad they have 1 loss to the newly ranked #1 team in the Nation. Might as well just shut down the program.

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Relevant fact! Shut er down.

Can we move on from JV football finally given Alabama’s tremendous choke job? Can we finally move on?

Cape Brewing said:

Can we move on from JV football finally given Alabama’s tremendous choke job? Can we finally move on?

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its only a choke if they had a chance and blew it. we all kinda knew they would get crapped on

Alabama isn't out of the National Championship picture yet. The offshore gambling books still have Alabama as one of the 2nd most likely teams to win the National Championship (tied with Auburn and Clemson). http://www.oddsshark.com/…/college-football-national-champi…

When is offshore going to get color?

Meanwhile, back in the NFL...
Can't wait to see this week's injury report. Gotta be a doozy.
It's a good thing the Patriots play the Bills next.

Sad to see Bennett hit the IR. He must be one hurtin' dude...

He’s aches and pain feel better after a trip downtown to visit his bank.

BamaProud said:

Alabama isn't out of the National Championship picture yet. The offshore gambling books still have Alabama as one of the 2nd most likely teams to win the National Championship (tied with Auburn and Clemson). http://www.oddsshark.com/…/college-football-national-champi…

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You better hope both Oklahoma and Wisconsin lose. bless Bama

HoppyDaze said:

You better hope both Oklahoma and Wisconsin lose. bless Bama

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Alabama has about 6 ways to get back in the playoff for the 4th year in a row.



Roll Tide

Its amazing how... even still... no one cares

Geno is back! Hilarious!

On that note...taking a look at the various "power rankings" and noting so many of the perennial favorites either completely off radar or struggling to keep up.
It's clearly a major challenge to keep a team in the top echelon for long...



Sooo glad he coaches The New England Patriots!

Cape Brewing said:

Its amazing how... even still... no one cares

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How's it going in that insecure little Boston bubble in which you reside? I bet you think it's awesome...too bad you don't know what you don't know.

If you had to guess which has the most fans college football or NFL, what would you say?

BamaProud said:

Alabama has about 6 ways to get back in the playoff for the 4th year in a row.

Roll Tide

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Do you have even one decent win this year?

HoppyDaze said:

[...]If you had to guess which has the most fans college football or NFL, what would you say?

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College.

There are hundreds of them...

....to still not give a crap about

HoppyDaze said:

How's it going in that insecure little Boston bubble in which you reside? I bet you think it's awesome...too bad you don't know what you don't know.

If you had to guess which has the most fans college football or NFL, what would you say?

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I would say that you’re a schmuck.

HoppyDaze said:

How's it going in that insecure little Boston bubble in which you reside? I bet you think it's awesome...too bad you don't know what you don't know.

If you had to guess which has the most fans college football or NFL, what would you say?

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Listen... I get it most of the time. If you’re actually an alumni of a school with a solid football program and once you graduate, your life is so devoid of meaning that you need to cling to some sad “happier times” by rooting for kids... awesome. Enjoy it. May it bring some glimmer of hope to your sad existence. But not even have gone to the particular school!?!? Holy fug... that is a WHOLE other side of sad. “Oh hey guys!!! Can I be part of your cool club!?!? I wanna be cool too guys! WE sure look like a super duper team this year don’t we boys!?!?”

It’s freakin creepy and weird.

College football is an inferior product played by a group from which 99.5% of them could never make it a week in the NFL.

So feel free to take your little pom poms and cram em in your cram hole. Then you can dance around and root for your cute little college team.