The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Paul... I have to give you credit to taking this to a whole new level. WOW

I brewed yesterday for the first time since Yeager last got laid. I've been feeling frisky and creative. I should quit my job and go write for SNL. (Except they haven't been funny in 30 years.)

C'mon, Ethiopian IPA dry hopped with elephant dung? Dat be some funny chit, right dere, dat is.

paulthenurse said:

C'mon, Ethiopian IPA dry hopped with elephant dung? Dat be some funny chit, right dere, dat is.

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In going out on a limb and saying no it wasn't. It was a pretty lame attempt.

Ya. Wadda you know? Yeager called me up and said it was the funniest thing he's read in years! That's right! Years !!

Yeager said it made him...

Yeager....


Yeager....

Ok, so it was stupid.

speaking of yaeger, did you guys ever make a U4?

What's it take to get a thread shut down around here?

And if you need a quality name for a new brew you're thinking of, be SURE to ask Paulie. He's a lit'rary geeneyous.

It's the thread that never dies.

nhwrecker said:

What's it take to get a thread shut down around here?

And if you need a quality name for a new brew you're thinking of, be SURE to ask Paulie. He's a lit'rary geeneyous.

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A genius is a person who displays exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight

IE not mort

nhwrecker said:

What's it take to get a thread shut down around here?

And if you need a quality name for a new brew you're thinking of, be SURE to ask Paulie. He's a lit'rary geeneyous.

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The mods will never shut this abomination down. They're scared to death that we'll infect the rest of HBT. We've been quarantined.

Even "Thread Narc" doesn't show his face in here.

Yooper's always welcome, though!

paulthenurse said:

Ya. Wadda you know? Yeager called me up and said it was the funniest thing he's read in years! That's right! Years !! Yeager said it made him... Yeager.... Yeager.... Ok, so it was stupid.

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In fact I did no such thing. I thought it was just plain dumb. Almost as dumb as comcasts posts....

Sorry Paul I hate associating you with the likes of Comcast but this time it was true

Bird... weren't you a mod here for a while?

I think that Paulie has bribed Yooper to let this thread keep going... and going... and going...

I'll be good from now on. No more off color and in poor taste jokes. I promise. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in the queens coochie while she is sitting with Jesus drinking one of Mort's Irish red ales and making jokes about how obnoxious Rookie is.


Ok?

Except the part about how obnoxious Rookie is ain't no joke.

Quote from Paul below. He just texted me like school girl worried he wasn't with the cool kids anymore.

"C'mon, you really didn't think my descriptions of morts beers were funny?"

Paulie's trying too hard, is the problem.

Speaking of destroyed vaginas, did everybody see this?

That bears a vague resemblance to what actually happened. Yeagers fantasy world just needs a unicorn to be complete.

That kid makes me look anorexic.

No Paul, not anorexic, just not as large. This woman makes you look anorexic:


Unfortunately, you still have bigger boobs than she does.

BTW Paul, when you're invited to someones house, do they say "pull up a couch, and get comfortable"?

homebeerbrewer said:

No Paul, not anorexic, just not as large. This woman makes you look anorexic: Unfortunately, you still have bigger boobs than she does.

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Ptn why don't you talk about that vag

Blah blah. Blah blahblah blshblshblah blah

Heading to London in 11 hours for work. Maybe I'll get a glimpse of that royal vag Paul and Jesus the gardener were discussing.

Probably not though....

If you see a large tunnel, it could either be that, or the Channel Tunnel... Just make sure before you enter.

Would he know the difference?

It would be a stone cold miracle if you saw any v-word and recognized it for what it is, having seen them so infrequently in your life.

If, after entering it, you hear a woman's voice screaming "GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!," you'll know that you've entered Kate's vagina.

Actually, I suppose it could also mean that you've entered your wife's vag...

One would have French coming out of it.

...and they'd be someone there asking for a passport......

nhwrecker said:

One would have French coming out of it.

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And one would have French coming in it?

Yeager's not bilingual.

paulthenurse said:

Yeager's not bilingual.

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Is he at least bipedal or bimodal?

HawksBrewer said:

Is he at least bipedal or bimodal?

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No though most guys who know him assume he's bisexual.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You keep hanging those curves and I'll keep knocking them over the fence...

paulthenurse said:

You keep hanging those curves and I'll keep knocking them over the fence...

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Peavy doesn't hang curves.

Did the BongWater use Cape as a dry hop in one of their twists on a known style?

AZ_IPA said:

Did the BongWater use Cape as a dry hop in one of their twists on a known style?

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No, but I think one of his co-owners tried to dry hump him. Maybe there was semantic confusion down at the Bog?

He's too cool to hang with the likes of us. Seriously, can you blame him? He's got to pretend to be a grow up now and pretend he doesn't know us.

paulthenurse said:

Yeager's not bilingual.

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I've heard that his sex life is biennial...