Yuri_Rage said:
I feel a little guilty for laughing at a person's involuntary behavior, but it seems that this guy is ok with it (check out archived versions of his now defunct website). The constant stream of cussing isn't all that amusing, but some of his one-liners are instant classics!
"You're grounded for not thinking the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a $hit!!!"
Apparently, TourettesGuy died of injuries sustained in a car accident last August.
Where were you able to find an archived version of the site, Yuri?
There are just too many quotes, but here are my favorites:
"Damn it, these fish sticks are hard as t!ts!!!"
"That's not Mickey Mouse. That's just T!t Dirt!"
"All you ever do it stay at home and play with your t!ts and look at you a$$ at the same time!"
"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with Tartar Control, and it made me feel like a piece of $hit!, this is ********!"
"You can't do $hit without your balls!"
"I don't give a dead moose's last $hit!"
"Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys?!"
"It's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his a$$ during an earthquake."
Most people just look at me weird, and i tell them to go to tourettesguy.com.
