The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Shawkshank Redemption is on. I can never keep channel surfing once I hit that movie

Oh ffs, not Kimbrel again!

WOOT!!!!

Awesome! Love it when the final out comes on the Away turf.
Good for Price breaking his personal jinx...and Kimbrel for not keeping me up 'til 1:30 am again...

Cape Brewing said:

Shawkshank Redemption is on. I can never keep channel surfing once I hit that movie

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If there were a competition between *****ebags to see which was the best(?) ****** of them all you would be the Red Sox.

Get busy livin’... or get busy dyin’.. that’s God damn right.

Such a good movie

You just watch it for the prison shower scene

Do like Brooks did.

Did they win?

Yes. They're playing the Zihuatanejo Jailbirds for the championship.

Be Brooks. Fly free.

I wish I could tell you Cape fought the good fight...

Bogs and The Sisters were so disappointed in Cape. They prefer to take it by force.

Everytime I leave this thread I feel like I've crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side.

No one cares

Go Pats!!!!

Cape visited nearly a dozen proctologist’s in the Portland area that morning. All told, he blew half the town, earned more than $370,000. It was the most fun he’d had in nineteen years

AZ_IPA said:

Everytime I leave this thread I feel like I've crawled through a river of poopy and came out clean on the other side.

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And yet you have such a high recidivist rate.

remembering the biggest choke in sports history 14 years ago this fine Oct day

Game 7 ALCS Oct 20 2004
Red Sox 10
Yankees 3

Did anyone watch Kimmel on ABC last night?

Why would anyone do that?

Spent the day rebuilding Spawns stairs. New first riser, new newel post, new rail and half the balusters in. Can I have a beer now?

I don't ussually watch Kimmel, but he was in Brooklyn and did a bit on the street asking people if the wanted to say congrats to the sox. Practically all of them were bleeped... Pretty funny. Yes, have 2 beers, at least.

People from NYC are known for being obnoxious.

Really?

TheDudeLebowski said:

People from NYC are known for being obnoxious.

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And then there’s Cape...

.... bangin’ ya mom

Don’t try stealing my story.

Is there any account of rye malt in beer having an extra kick, buzz wise? Maybe just had an extra one 'cause am so happy to be drinking my own beer again.

..later dudes and dudetts...

Looking like a bi-coastal World Series. The league and Fox Sports have to be happy...

I think this is hilarious!

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...ston-red-sox-fans_us_5bcb03a4e4b0a8f17eecc239

Bottom line: Boston is New York's daddy, sports wise for sure...

Twenty seven, who's the daddy? (I only know that stat because of the bit.)

Sounds like Dland had 27 and blamed it on the rye.

Mashed in right now with an all barley malt lager of some sort; 10# pilsner, 10# 2 row pale, 3# dark american munch. First brew in the rain with electric rig, haha, cellar down below 60F, probably 'till spring, so I'll pitch 34/70 today. that almost sounds like a sports stat.

Don't know nuthing about 27, except the Delco 27SI, got two of them in each of my CUCVs, rebuild them all the time. (I can do esoteric stats too).

You don’t want to start an “I’ve got more abbreviations than you” squabble. I’m a FNP-BC working as a PCP for the DPH in JP. All day long I deal w/ Pt’s w/ HTN, HLD, DM2, GERD, COPD, ESRD, IVDA, HVC, HIV and NSTEMI’s.

I write prescription for HCTZ, TMP/SMX-DS, and PCN all day long.

Don’t even get me going about ED.

WOW, what you said ...

Somehow he left out EACs...

No abbreviations here, just gearhead talk(100A alternator model), & OK CUCV stands for something, but have never heard anyone use the term full length, it is a military vehicle type, basically an overbuilt 80's chevy diesel pickup with NATO (ok there is another one) compatible 24V system.

Anyway, hit 1.064 OSG, usually hit 1,008 around FSG, so today's brew should be around 7.3ABV, 40 IBU, around 6.4 SRM...

So ~49°F at first pitch tomorrow and falling.
Should be interesting to see what players are wearing.
Fur collared uni's? Lamb wool lined batting helmets?

Someone's gonna blow out an arm...

day_trippr said:

Someone's gonna blow out an arm...

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That sounds unpleasant. Of course if I do that to myself at work moving rocks or a machine part, it will not matter to anyone but me, and the health care system, bad for me, good for them...

These guys who make big bucks per pitch, power to them. I like to think the smarter ones will be building up a nice endowment for themselves and their families, and aware the gravy could stop flowing at any time..

Oh of course they are.....

Hey Cape, have you made up your mind about what to watch tonight? Pretty Woman or Dirty Dancing?