Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Pats sucked for one game, Lions have sucked for decades. I'll take one bad Sunday. We're on to Cleveland.

homercidal said:

gd i was so pissed that the lions lost to the friggin bears and sit at the bottom of the nfc north alongside them.

Then i saw the pats/bills score and i was happy once again.

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pku

Buffalo.

3-1 without the GOAT.

Let's see whatever team you're a fan of win 3 of 4 with third string QB playing three games.

The Bills ... lol

HoppyDaze said:

The Bills ... lol

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See, the long game they're playing is already paying off.

People will react like Hoppy here, then the Pats will swoop in and demolish them for underestimating a team.

All thanks to a 3rd string rookie QB with a bum thumb.

Pains me to say it, but Vikings are going to kick butt tonight. Their D is going to make Eli have that Eli look

I believe you are correct

Cape Brewing said:

3-1 without the GOAT.

Let's see whatever team you're a fan of win 3 of 4 with third string QB playing three games.

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Denver's 4-0 with a 7th rounder. And would be 4-0 even if they'd picked Sanchez.

Lucky for Tommy he's playing the practice squad in Cleveland next week, he should thank Goodell for arranging a gimmie first game back for him. Looks like Pats have a number of non-chump games this season though, will be interesting to see how they do against Pittsburgh and Denver down the line.

yeah

https://youtu.be/YtIPmVN6zdc

Solid one. "Stir the bowl", the whistle, and Fitzpatrick at the end were hysterical.

Why is Berman still allowed to talk on television?

He's not talking,i t's the drunk ventriloquist under the desk pulling the wires

Chris Berman said:

TOUCHDOWN Orleans "time for bed, it's" Darkwa!!!!

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Berman's the man.

Whoa. Looks like the Vikings are for real.
The way they're rolling they're going to own the NFC North this year - and without Peterson.

Impressive...

Cheers!

Yep. Almost as good as Seattle

"Who?"

Minnesota would punish the Seahawks right now and bury that midget QB in his own end zone...

I'd totally watch that game.

Cheers! (When do they play? )

day_trippr said:

"Who?"

Minnesota would punish the Seahawks right now and bury that midget QB in his own end zone...

I'd totally watch that game.

Cheers! (When do they play? )

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NFC Championship Game...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...e-shot-himself-by-dallas-police-investigation

What an ass hat...

NFL will probably fine him $25k for an equipment violation.

day_trippr said:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...e-shot-himself-by-dallas-police-investigation



What an ass hat...

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Plaxico Burress'd

The Bills?

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMvW7KPqdjo[/ame]

paulthenurse said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMvW7KPqdjo

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tldr;

:yawn:

blanked. ba. lanked.

'An AFC defensive assistant coach put it rather succinctly, and he's right.
"Thanks to Roger Goodell," said the coach, "Tom Brady is going to kill us all." '

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...e-tom-bradys-revenge-tour-has-nfl-up-at-night

That's so stupid.... and so is your face.

Hey day_trippr, good news! You scored the same amount of points last Sunday as did the patriots!

this still puts a smile on my face

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7rPIg7ZNQ8[/ame]

Those niners uniforms are awful

So is the team

You're awful.

You know who else is awful? Buffalo. The bills couldn't even beat the jets.

That's how awful Buffalo is...

Dude... hurry up and continue to violently masturbate over the Pats losing one game with a third string QB with a busted up thumb on his throwing hand. You only have a couple more days.

Or are we gonna hear it in Feb when Brady has another Lombardi in one hand and the middle finger of his other flipped up and two inches from Goodell's face?

"Seven SB appearances and five wins?? Ewwwwwww. My vag says that's nothing. Ewwwww. They lost to Buffalo in Week 4 with a third string, hurt Qb!!!!"

What are you talking about? I didn't even mention the patriots. You sound really defensive about something though.

Only two days left... Use the last of the lube up quickly

Blanked. I mean. Not even a field goal? One field goal?

Boring

They apparently just IR'ed Brisett. Kid was a damn hero, playing through an injury that would have immediately landed any other mortal on IR.