I need a new handle

I'm sick of being Ablrbrau and need a new handle, but can't think of anything decent. Any ideas? Here's your chance, guys and gals, to turn this into a roast!

How about "Wisconsin people are the smartest, nicest, drunkest, and most beautiful people in the World, Ok three out of four ain't bad either."

How 'bout...

the_bird said:

How 'bout...

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I like it. real subtle, but to the point.

How about "#1 Fan of the Golden Chickens"?

Lorena

F.O.A.D.

Mr.E.A.C

MissedHerHops (MrHops)

NoGiblets

SconiWarrior

"The Bears Still Suck" always sounds great

































sorry Cheesefood, I couldnt resist

lorenae said:

How about "#1 Fan of the Golden Chickens"?

Lorena

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Ya know, as I have said, I really do follow the Warriors. But as my favorite sports teams go, they aren't #1, nor are the Packers. I love baseball, and I bleed Brewers blue. How's that for suffering?

TrueBlueBrewCrew

Dwayne Wade's secret man-whore

Kinda catchy, isn't it?

How about "Windmill Watcher" ??

Has a nice ring to it.

If you're serious, though, post up some of your interests, we might be able to collectively figure something out.

If you're really serious you could post your SWMBO's measurements.

I haven't seen it anywhere and I'd hate to give away a name I may want to take in the future, but here goes: Bar Tab! :rockin:

Eac????????

beer4breakfast said:

Hey, you could be thong; it is triangular, modest, alluring, and possessed of a funky smell.



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Hmmmmm, if it has a funky smell, you should avoid its owner.

friggin' site tells me I have too few characters...

BeerFart

b4b you are way deep. what is eac? also do not let these guy's name you!

sause said:

If you're really serious you could post your SWMBO's measurements.

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LOL not unless I wanna end up in divorce court!!

Orpheus said:

If you're serious, though, post up some of your interests, we might be able to collectively figure something out.

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OK here goes: I work as an electrician. I hunt, fish, camp, Brew and drink. I hold a pilot's license. I follow Marquette Basketball, Packer and Badger football, and esp Brewer baseball. I have a wife, 2 kids and 2 dogs. I'm blind in one eye. My musical tastes range from classic rock to Jimmy Buffett.

GAWD, that looks like a personal ad, and a boring one at that! I'm pathetic.

Sparky
FishBait
BrewCod
MoonGlow (just kidding...)
BrewMoon...
RastaMonBrew
Fins...too obvious...
Hook& Bottle
CILCIA (changes in latitudes...)
LGDAS (Let's get Drunk...)
Banana Wind (...named after Weizen farts...)

I do not beleave you would have posted about your eye unless you wanted that as part of the concideration, so i hope i do not offend, but how about:

Dead Eye Dick?

how about "I need a new handle"?

Bernie Brewer!

How about homebrewer_100?? :rockin:
(You know you want to...)

How Bout BeerCheese!

Reverend JC said:

but how about: Dead Eye Dick?

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Perhaps Wisconsin Woody?

Big Cheese?

Ok, here goes:

Short Circuit
Live Wire
Charged Ground
Ground Fault
Jumper Cable
AC
DC
AC/DC
Romex
Old Construction Box (sounds like an old lady...)
Crimper
Stripper
Lineman
Burned Out
110/220


and for the money:

Wire Nut


There, I'm out!

:cross:

I've been drinkin'...natch...and re-read the thread title...I need a new handle...I HAVE to ask you...did you wear the old one out??

Everyone seems to want to use cheese but not dick, so i propose this:


"Dick Cheese"!




Brilliant!!!!!

And the winner is:



BERNIE BREWER!!!!!





Thanks Wolf!!! Duhhhh! Shoulda though of that one myself!!!

Man they really need to bring back that beer stein.

Bernie Brewer said:

Ya know, as I have said, I really do follow the Warriors. But as my favorite sports teams go, they aren't #1, nor are the Packers. I love baseball, and I bleed Brewers blue. How's that for suffering?

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Wow! That really is suffering! GO BREW CREW!

Great thinking, Wolf. I like it! Now I might need a new handle- my name is so boring!
There! I'm going to be the YB EAC.

Lorena

Yooper Brewmistress said:

Great thinking, Wolf. I like it! Now I might need a new handle- my name is so boring!
There! I'm going to be the YB EAC.

Lorena

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Well Welcome Bernie Brewer and Yooper Brewmistress or should I say YBEAC?

:rockin:
Excellent!
And I too feel your Brew Crew pain.