All me friends are drunks

and I'm the enabler.

i smell a get rich quick scheme

no it gets bad when one of the them rubs a chicks belly asking her is he's pregnant. Then he tells her she has great boobs and a nice ass. then he passes out on my balcony.

damnit that's supposed to be she's pregnant not he's pregnant

Oh come on now, we've all been there once or twice, right? who's with me? everyone?.... anyone?..... no???

I have some sober friends

I just don't see them so often

proabaly less than they see me

I have some sober friends

I just don't see them so often

probably less than they see me

damn, what's wrong with the edit function tonight?

You try to correct your grammar and it shows up as a new post??

I have had issues with the edit function all day.........


BOT....

Who was the pregnant woman?

dude bashe, I am this person also. Everyone is like "oh yeah I never drink unless I'm hanging down here" and then they get blasted and blame it on me. And I never have the fun of embarassing myself, they have all that fun.

The worst is when they grab a really really precious of bottle of homebrew from the fridge and drink it when they are already blasted.

wut? you guys have never been pregnant before?

no, srsly, my friends can empty 50 gallons during the work week, no problem.

DeathBrewer said:

no, srsly, my friends can empty 50 gallons during the work week, no problem.

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Sounds like a bunch of lightweight p***ies to me

Well she is not pregnant. She has started getting a little beer belly. Then to make up for saying she looked pregnant he proceeds to to tell her what a nice bum and nice boobs she has. Then he passed out sitting in his chair.

Ceedubya said:

I have had issues with the edit function all day.........


BOT....

Who was the pregnant woman?

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bashe said:

Well she is not pregnant. She has started getting a little beer belly. Then to make up for saying she looked pregnant he proceeds to to tell her what a nice bum and nice boobs she has. Then he passed out sitting in his chair.

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And the problem with that is?

bashe said:

Well she is not pregnant. She has started getting a little beer belly. Then to make up for saying she looked pregnant he proceeds to to tell her what a nice bum and nice boobs she has. Then he passed out sitting in his chair.

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Well, at least he paid her a nice compliment :rockin:

Is this a woman who is going to make you life hell on account of your friends?

bashe said:

no it gets bad when one of the them rubs a chicks belly asking her is he's pregnant. Then he tells her she has great boobs and a nice ass. then he passes out on my balcony.

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I said I was sorry!

I'm a flea-bit peanut monkey
all my friends are junkies
that's not really true.
I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use lemon squeezer
if you do