Twas one quite evening here on Home Brew Talk all around
Even Revvy was silent; Irish porn star twins might be in town
Not a whole lot was stirring some were out of their house.
While computers were waiting a slight touch of the mouse
Yooper in her ‘kerchief, and Bob in his cap,
Had just drunk a homebrew and were taking a nap
TxBrew Der Moderator was messing around
With network stuff it’s to a life he is bound
Our children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While our visions wrestled with something else instead.
When upon my computer screen there came a mad hatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
To my favorite computer chair I flew like a flash,
Hit the mouse slowly like conversions happen in mash
The heft of my wife’s breasts seen in the monitor’s soft glow
Gave luster to buster get back to bed don’t you know...
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A thread, “Anybody up for a Riddle” posted here.
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a trick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
Now LabRatBrewer, lschiavo, and Emjay!
You all know we just come here to play
On WildGingerBrewing, On Passedpawn, On Clifton!
Don’t know about you but I’m doing some sipp’n
TyTanium, Bottlebomber, The Bird, and Mr Jgln!
GilaMinumBeer and HawksBrewer what song are we sing’n
To all of the many great people who post here
With a thankful heart I give you a cheer
But my crappy words and sappy lines
Is not why you come here answering rhymes
So with all that said my promise not yet kept
Believe it or not this takes all of my depth
Still stalling for time feel like a wall ahead
Should just start thinking or maybe drinking instead.
