Bwahahahahaha! ShamWow Guy Arrested

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

Damn, ShamWow and SlapChop must really pay the freaking bills!

GOdo GOD he locoks 10tyears older an dl ike a pile of crfap!

OR a bag of dicks!

Apparently a ShamWow paycheck can buy a lot of Crystal Meth!

Coastarine said:

GOdo GOD he locoks 10tyears older an dl ike a pile of crfap!

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Translation, please.

Wow you would think for a G you could get a better hooked in miami.

shecky said:

Translation, please.

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I've been reading his other thread tonight, let me attempt.

"Holy crap, that shamwow dude looks like he is 10 years older then he was yesterday on my tv. Must be all the drugs. I mean Crap, you could tell he was a druggie when you first saw his commercial, then they gave him money to sell wash cloths? Lots of drugs! and not the good ones like weed and psychs, but the bad **** like Meth and heroine! And he's ugly like my poop."

I think that's pretty accurate eh?

shecky said:

Translation, please.

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Good God, he looks 10 years older and like a pile of crap.

I don't know why you couldn't figure that out.

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

You followin' me camera guy?!?!?

Nice coat and shirt in the mugshot. Did they arrest him in a hospital?

I never like those commercials anyhow. The guy reminded of a POS roomate that I used to have in College.

Maybe this will get that dorky-assed sucker off my T.V.

MOD EDIT: Threads merged

I knew this guy was a sleezeball!

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You following me there, camera guy?

He was just looking for a little slap chop action. (your link is broken BTW)

dead link...

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

I guess she didn't love his nuts.

Link fixed.

Maybe if he calls his lawyer in the next 20 minutes -cuz ya know he can't do this all day- he can get a deal on his legal fees.......


Oh, and here's linky to the story for ya.


Edit: damn, you guys are faster than me with the links!!!

what a ******

Kronin said:

what a ******

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She bit his tongue till he hit her! This has hooker scam written all over it!

G-E-R-M-A-N said:

She bit his tongue till he hit her! This has hooker scam written all over it!

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You know the G-E-R-M-A-N's always make good stuff. You follow me camera guy?

He probably instigated it by saying something like "you're gonna love my nuts".

In a related story...

Hotel Manager Abhijataa "Abu" Dandamudi confided to reporters that immediately following the attack his hotel was contacted by Sham Wow sales representatives who extolled upon their products miraculous ability to absorb blood and body fluids...

G-E-R-M-A-N said:

She bit his tongue till he hit her! This has hooker scam written all over it!

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Same thing I was thinking.

Dude looks like a mess.

And now, only during this TV offer, Slap-a-Ho....

Glubki said:

who extolled upon their products miraculous ability to absorb blood and body fluids...

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...see that? That's all your mold, that's all your milldew.

G-E-R-M-A-N said:

She bit his tongue till he hit her! This has hooker scam written all over it!

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maybe true... but you don't think he's a ******? used car slime like that, visiting hookers?

he's a ******.

Kronin said:

maybe true... but you don't think he's a ******? used car slime like that, visiting hookers?

he's a ******.

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Yeah he is a ****** for getting a hooker and being a t.v. sales nut. I guess he never thought people would take a chance at getting his money.

This is what was playing when they were on the couch.

Well she doesn't look like a hooker.


EDIT: and come to think of it, how the hell do you punch someone who has your tongue in their teeth? not a lot of room around for swinging fists...

She looks pretty happy for someone who just got punched in the face.

imaguitargod said:

...see that? That's all your mold, that's all your milldew.

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that's gonna smell!

Oh, Vince

ya hes like one of them dicks at the carny yelling at you while you walk by... needs a fugin boot to the lip

Her blouse is on backwards and inside out - must be a tramp

Kronin said:

ya hes like one of them dicks at the carny yelling at you while you walk by... needs a fugin boot to the lip

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GD - That's where I saw that bastard. He was running the Ferris wheel while smokin' a doobie.

Schlenkerla said:

GD - That's where I saw that bastard. He was running the Ferris wheel while smokin' a doobie.

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Doobie??? I haven't heard someone say doobie and be serious since middle school. Did he fill it with Mary Jane??

eschatz said:

You know the G-E-R-M-A-N's always make good stuff. You follow me camera guy?

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dude - that is funny right there I don't care who you are!

Hey isn't that Louis Winthorpe III ..........?



Looks like the cops popped him good and I suspect a mandibular fx. Standard hosp. gown... ****in whore *****...

At least she is a female, and not that bad to look at. Probably looked OK in the bar, before the fight.

AZ_IPA said:

dude - that is funny right there I don't care who you are!

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Oh god, Let's not bring is Larry the Cable guy quotes. This thread is full of enough retard TV Personalities already!