WTF? My beer is gone

Where did my beer go? When I came back inside, my mug of beer was gone.

That happens to me all the time! I HATE that! It happened with a case of beer that I had, also. I still don't know where it went. I also am not sure where I am right now.

Alien Abduction

Beer Gnomes....

Beer disappears from my beer fridge left and right. I'm not sure what the deal is.

Rick

ThatGeekGuy said:

Beer Gnomes....

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That's not an evil beer gnome...that's just your average one....THIS is your Evil beer gnome.



I mean what's worse than finding THIS in your beer closet or kegerator.




You really need to cultivate some beer fairies to protect your stuff. You do that by leave a bottle capful of wort for them, as tribute. (They like sweet stuff.) You do that and they will keep the beergnomes at bay.

I'm lucky, mine are hot....

Mine tend to vanish on a regular basis as well... Dang Beer fairies...

whoa whoa whoa.

Don't post NSFW material in here.
Not cool.

JohnnyO said:

whoa whoa whoa.

Don't post NSFW material in here.
Not cool.

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Where's the NSFW material? All those pics of MINE have been posted on this forum 50-60 times. Fairy number 2 is a ceramic beer stine, and her breasts are covered by her hair, and fuzzed out I (I even photoshopped it at a mods request years ago and it passed muster.) Fairy number 3 has neon green nipple coverings All of those pics have been seen and laughed at by the mods on numerous occasions.

And evil beer gnome is clearly a eunuch....

So WHAT nsfw material are you referring too?

i didn't see anything bad, at least not anything that is worse than surfing a home brew website at work.

I suspect the Elf on a shelf is hitting my kegs after I go to sleep.

Revvy said:

That's not an evil beer gnome...that's just your average one....THIS is your Evil beer gnome.

I mean what's worse than finding THIS in your beer closet or kegerator.

You really need to cultivate some beer fairies to protect your stuff. You do that by leave a bottle capful of wort for them, as tribute. (They like sweet stuff.) You do that and they will keep the beergnomes at bay.

I'm lucky, mine are hot....

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Pic 2 disappeared?

divrguy said:

Pic 2 disappeared?

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Yeah, the drunk santa, I noticed that back where I copied and pasted it from a previous post...oh well.

Drunk Santa musta been looking at my drunk fairies

Somebody just ordered up!

what mugs?

I just thought my home is centered on a wrinkle in the time space continuum....every time I put down a beer one of those pesky worm hole pops up and my beer vanishes in a blinding flash......

Now that's friggin funny right there....

dadshomebrewing said:

what mugs?

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blame the dog

dadshomebrewing said:

blame the dog

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I already blame him for farting, can't blame him for too much.....

ThatGeekGuy said:

I already blame him for farting, can't blame him for too much.....

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say they were beer farts

it's a two-fer

ThatGeekGuy said:

I already blame him for farting, can't blame him for too much.....

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Oh, so now we're going to talk about yeast?

Rick

Evaporation! That had to be it.

Drats. Better pour another one and study this further. I'll do the same.