Words and phrases I hate

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CreamyGoodness said:

Playing WoW the other day, some yutz angrily said "stop pulling huntard". I was unaware I was "pulling" but I hate it when people end a word with "tard" so much that I decided I couldnt let it go. I instructed him to perform felatio on me, and made a little smiley face.

Yeah, I was totally kicked out of the instance, but I hope he had a nerd fit.

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.... When people talk about dumb video game stuff no one cares about

HoppyDaze said:

It seems like a lot of you folks hate words or phrases because you take them literally when they aren't supposed to be. Worse than my wife on the rag...

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I am not a fan of "on the rag" either. But as a forum like this is written, it seems appropriate for people to take these words literally. And if folks take offense to me starting a sentence with a conjunctions (like "but" or "and") mores the better for holding us to a standard that propels us, least we end up with a version of ebonics having non-consensual sex with l33t speak.

"meh" ... wtf is that? should only be said by people with less than 50 i.q.

lumpher said:

"meh" ... wtf is that? should only be said by people with less than 50 i.q.

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I feel the same way about "nom."
As in "This beer is great. Nomnomnom"

It has prob been mentioned, but if not... "more than one way to skin a cat". Wtf?

HoppyDaze said:

Worse than my wife on the rag...

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I hate that phrase

Things that drive me nuts:
"Awkward..." It's just damn awkward
"How come?" I consider that phrase as poor grammar. A simple "why" would suffice.
"If you will". If I will what?
"Literally" is literally misused 90% of the time, and just damn annoying.

Knowing your ****, and you're ****, and the difference between the two.

WesleyS said:

I feel the same way about "nom."
As in "This beer is great. Nomnomnom"

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I like ice cream.

Billy-Klubb said:

I like ice cream.

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That must be your father

bottlebomber said:

That must be your father

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my dad ain't that handsome.

ScrewedBrew said:

"How come?" I consider that phrase as poor grammar. A simple "why" would suffice.

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"Why come?" is another one.

"If you will". If I will what?

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This one doesn't bother me. "Will" in the "if you want" context, not the "if you're going to" context.

Holla!

OK! Ready for a **** storm? (maybe)

Quote Unquote...........

How the eff do you unquote something?

Shouldn't it be "quote....endquote"?

As in (spoken): Bill said you are "quote endquote" DOING IT WRONG!

quote youre a dillhole unquote

I cancelled the quote out so you and I should still be all good.

CreamyGoodness said:

quote youre a dillhole unquote

I cancelled the quote out so you and I should still be all good.

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Nice! you quote unquote ass hat!!!!

You and I are still cool brother!! Anybody ever calls you a quote endquote asshat, tell them to see me.

"Have a nice day" Don't tell ME what kind of day to have!!!

Evets said:

"Have a nice day" Don't tell ME what kind of day to have!!!

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-"Beautiful day today"
-"What are you; the ef'in Weatherman?!"

Dillhole.

I digress.

It is what it is.



Is there any alternative to that?

All day long. This one I have found more and more annoying as more people use it.

CityOChampBrew said:

All day long. This one I have found more and more annoying as more people use it.

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As in: I can get fifty bucks for that all day long.

WesleyS said:

As in: I can get fifty bucks for that all day long.

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That saying needs to go away.

CityOChampBrew said:

That saying needs to go away.

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Agreed

Well in my day...

And the saying is even worse when people talk sports. "I'll take the patriots to win all day long". As if a fan is gonna give up on their team at noon.

Baby mama

Baby daddy

And being called Bro

bni said:

Baby daddy

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Everytime I hear that I always picture a trailer park somewhere

Me like, and worse, me likey. What are you, frickin retarded?

bottlebomber said:

Me like, and worse, me likey. What are you, frickin retarded?

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Ditto, yet......I hate when people say "ditto".

"Not so much" or "Like, right?"

"These people are cute! Those ones? Not so much........like, right?"

Like no, go die.

"help" I really don't want to help people...

HoppyDaze said:

"help" I really don't want to help people...

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HAHAHAHA!!!!

I know!!!!! Like right?

That is right up there with "Please!!!! Save my baby!!!"


What the eff do I want with a saved baby?

Groucho: "Hello, Mother Superior?"
MS: "Yes?"
Groucho: "Do you save bad girls?"
MS: "Yes we do!"
Groucho: "Excellent, can you save me two for Thursday night?"

CreamyGoodness said:

Groucho: "Hello, Mother Superior?"
MS: "Yes?"
Groucho: "Do you save bad girls?"
MS: "Yes we do!"
Groucho: "Excellent, can you save me two for Thursday night?"

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Not sure what it's doing here, but that is clasic!

Oh wait I reread, you asked what you do with a saved baby. I read "saved lady".

Kreemy, I thought of you today when the paper delivery guy came in with a black shirt with massive white block letters stating "COOL STORY BRO". If we ever do a swap that shirt is going in the box

kaboom133 said:

I hate literally when used in place of figuratively. Also YOLO, and anything pluralized that shouldn't be: ex. "yous guys", and "anyways"

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Well then you, sir, would hate Chicago. Every last one of my Uncles, Cousins and Friends all say yous and Jewels (grocery store) gratuitously.