The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

I figured you guys would want to know.

Holy FCK Paul!!! Don't tease us and leave us in so much suspense!! WTF have you been doing for the last three hours!? Driving your truck ?? Had lunch at some point!? Tell us all about it!!!


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Better yet, post a picture...

Cape Brewing said:

Holy FCK Paul!!! Don't tease us and leave us in so much suspense!! WTF have you been doing for the last three hours!? Driving your truck ?? Had lunch at some point!? Tell us all about it!!!

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Schtupping your Mom.

And trust me, no one wants to see a pic of that.

paulthenurse said:

Schtupping your Mom.



And trust me, no one wants to see a pic of that.

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She is about your age, right?

Steven Drew. He'll save the season.

Worst to First to Worst.

They've got to get Buch out of the rotation; he ain't right. Doubie's out for a while and probably going to the 'pen when he returns. Time for Workman and Chris Capuano to show what they can do.

Mmmmmm stinger at the BBC


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Pouring okay? (Gonna regret that open question).

Just had a quick one at Kinsale... (Quality control)


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Yup. Can I get paid for quality control?


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no


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Not even free beer?


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Talk to Frank


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Cape, I'd suggest adding CO2 to your beer...

Yo! What's ahp from north of Woostah!

Is anyone else thinking of making their ignore list contain 2 people???? I am.....


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Nah, I don't mind your posts in small doses.


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Are you suggesting we all add you to the list?

briank said:

Yo! What's ahp from north of Woostah!

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The only thing north of Woostah is steers and queers. I suppose now you're gonna tell us you have horns.

Cape Brewing said:

Nah, I don't mind your posts in small doses.


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Touché. ******.


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Since Paul likes to post updates about his life, I'll post mine.

Insomnia sucks.

Paul, expect a phone call in about 36 minutes. Unless I pass out.

[edit 1:34] Maybe sooner, I'm hitting the whiskey.

[edit 1:54 am] Damn voicemail.

So does getting up very early.

"Hey Paul, it's Rick. It's 8 minutes, no it's 9 minutes, it's almost 8 minutes till 2 and I couldn't sleep. Been drinking whiskey and I decided that you'd enjoy a 2am drunk dial. So I did. Too bad it went straight to voice mail, it would have been better if I woke you up. Ok. I'll talk to ya later."


WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul -do you feel the love?

Cape, meteor shower was lame. You and the boys didn't miss anything.

I woke up about 3:00, then 3:30, and then 4:00 and it was all cloud cover so I didn't bother waking the mini-Capes.


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They really ought to make those meteor showers at a more convenient time. 3:00AM is bullsh!t. What are they thinking? How the hell do they expect anyone to see it if they schedule the GD thing for 3;00AM?


Wait... What?

I bet Rick was up.


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Napoli's on the DL.

Shanf's on the DL.

WMB's on the DL, not that he was helping any.

Doubront's on the DL.

Buchholz is a mess. Peavy's not much better. Well, yeah, but that's just because of how much Buch sucks right now.

The outfield is collectively batting at just about the Mendoza line.

Ugh.

I gotta ask: is that awesome gif all CGI or did that really happen?

And - either way - why is the driver still trying to steer?

Cheers!

We need to see if No Hit Beckett is still available.

day_trippr said:

I gotta ask: is that awesome gif all CGI or did that really happen?

And - either way - why is the driver still trying to steer?

Cheers!

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I've honestly never understood people who get excited about cars and car races and **** like that. That dude's just riding down the road and BOOM! Off come the tires. F that! The car is trying to kill that dude. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Of course, I've got my own reasons for not caring about cars.

I've always pictured you as more of a bike guy, anyway.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgRNYuFewS4

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Wow. PTN might be right about that car.

How lucky is that pilot there was a long run-out? I can think of a lot of tracks where that would have ended with a compacted pile of composites, aluminum, and human goo

Cheers!

Car show at Lime Rock Park. Nice little $320K Ferrari


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paulthenurse said:

I've honestly never understood people who get excited about cars and car races and **** like that. That dude's just riding down the road and BOOM! Off come the tires. F that! The car is trying to kill that dude. Ain't nobody got time for that.



Of course, I've got my own reasons for not caring about cars.

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We all have our little quirks.

Biatch.

hope you all had a great holiday

Clearly, the Red Sox can't let Atlanta leave town until September...

Cheers!