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"Lazy extract brewer."
Romo looking good.
Hey, CowPokes - if you don't want to see Cam Newton dance, don't let him score.
Romo looking good.
Come on, Cape... The panthers have a rich and storied tradition dating back to mid October.
[...]All the haters coming in here on a day their team didn't have to cheat, I mean, play a game... I like it. The butt-hurt is strong.
Oh my gawd, they were 10-0 until tonight. Sue me, I dare you.
All the haters coming in here on a day their team didn't have to cheat, I mean, play a game... I like it. The butt-hurt is strong.
I heard Romo threw his helmet in disgust, but that got intercepted by Luke Keuchly too.
Oh you guys are doing Thanksgiving today??
Fckuing lemmings.
Enjoy dinner you conformist sheep!
(So much for fckuing sleeping in. Had two more birds in the oven for 6:00am and am driving the damn wife and kids around while we deliver a dozen hot plates of Thanksgiving dinners to elderly in town.
Jesus... I'm so much of a better person than all of you).
"C'mon boys, time to shoulder the white mans burden and "Do the right thing."
"What do you mean, Daddy?"
"Well boys, those liberal fools downtown loosened up the zoning regulations and now some 2%ers have migrated into town. So we're going to go show how 'charitable' we are by dropping some turkey off at their front doors."
"I'm afraid, Daddy. Do we have to talk to them??"
"Absolutely NOT! Are you serious? Those people drive domestic cars! James will keep the keep the limo running on the street and then we can put the turkey burgers on the front step, then when we're back at the limo I'll have James honk the horn. It's important that they see that it was us but we DON'T want to talk with them."
"OK Daddy. If you say so."
"It's your duty, boys, being a 1%er comes at a cost. Now, lets be sure we have a plenty of latex gloves and Purell hand sanitizer before we go."
Haha! It's funny when people new to the NFL use 5 year old memes
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