Bourbon?
Coffee, already a craptacular day.
Had to leave the brew pub last night before ordering, the 4yo was having a sh%t fit.
The idea has merit, unfortunately it is rather hard to rationalize in my office. Need to make one of these to be more covert.
http://bobtowery.typepad.com/bob_towery/2009/08/friday-funnies-the-red-binder.html
Commendable of both of you to take a tantrummy kid out of a public restaurant. Others in the establishment cpplauded your action in their head as no one really wants to have to listen to a unhappy kid. Sorry you had to miss out on dinner.