Names of some horrible movies needed

SourHopHead said:

How can you hate the Great All Nighter??

FAGABEEFE!!!

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This thread ain't about hate. It's about love.

Someone recently recommended Faith Like Potatoes. It was so bad I wanted to slit my wrists.
Trouble is I can't remember who recommended it. I have vowed to find out so I can take revenge. From now on Im keeping a list of who recommended which movie - just in case.

Curse of the Ninja

the original of course, if you can find it. it has an old, fat japanese woman topless for a scene. The voice overs are so terrible.

Zero Hour (1957)

This isn't really that bad however, "Airplane!" is a direct parody of this flick. Right down to Lt Ted Striker as an ex-fighter pilot who lost his squadron.

If you are a fan of "Airplane!" this is a must see. It is a drama but you will be laughing your ass off.

The Blob......

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers /thread.

Surf Nazis Must Die.
Rock and Roll High School with the Ramones.

Parker36 said:

I suggest the Leprechaun series

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Haha. This is the first thing that came to my mind as well. I am happy it was the first response. The best is probably leprechaun in the hood. But might as well watch them all!

chefchris said:

Why yes ... yes it is Arch Hall, Jr. I made that graphic the other morning. Gonna get it printed on a shirt.

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Watch out for snakes!

That being said, here are my two suggestions. First, I'm shocked nobody has yet to mention Gymkata. Any movie featuring [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTkUcXGF_Q"]a conveniently-placed pommel horse in an Eastern European town square[/ame] is worth watching. The second is much harder to track down (it was made for TV) but Atomic Twister is unintentional comedy gold. It features Zack Morris as the town-saving cop and has a cameo from Carl Lewis (wanna bet whether he was able to outrun a tornado?).

Any movie you did a bit part in.....................JUST KIDDING! JUST KIDDING!

Parker36 said:

Not if you play the drinking game (drink everytime a (not so) subtle homoerotic event occurs)

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Here you go. Top Gun Recut.

Judge Dredd -1995

I didn't read all the thread thanks to the secret work site erroring out, but if you want a really BAD movie, you can't get much worse than TIME BANDITS.


It's got Time Traveling dataz722s for Christ sakes!!!!!

(that's midgets for those of you who haven't met data)

jgln said:

Any movie you did a bit part in.....................JUST KIDDING! JUST KIDDING!

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There were some horrible ones, weren't there. :cross:

Bobby_M said:

This thread ain't about hate. It's about love.

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Ok my bad.

BMX Bandits!

StunnedMonkey said:

Here you go. Top Gun Recut.

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Wow. Thanks for that. It was hillarious.

I don't think this is the original recut I saw, but still good.

Wickerman and almost all Cage films


https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/nicholas-cage-28283/?highlight=cage

For the record, "Road House" is probably the worst movie ever made. Just saying.

olllllo said:

Wickerman and almost all Cage films


https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/nicholas-cage-28283/?highlight=cage

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You know, I was thinking about Conair. The kind of movie you can just turn your brain off to watch.

Blue Star (duh DUHN!)

Man, y'all are really making me miss Joe Bob Briggs and Monstervision.


TL

I know what you are thinking, Scanners. Loved that when I was a kid
Don't forget Highlander series.

The Army of Darkness got me thinking about Bruce Campbell and probably the worst movie he's ever made... Bubba-Hotep, where Elvis leaves the old folks home to slay a vampire/mummy/demon guy. Not sure if it was meant to be bad and funny, or deep and introspective, but it came across as depressing. I guess I can't really recommend it for this list, as the intent is entertaining bad movies. Just thought I'd toss it out there.

For an entertaining bad movie, how about Dark City? Not particularly well acted and full of plot holes, but still a good watch IMHO.

Terje

Tropic Thunder.
Death Race.

Stratotankard said:

The Army of Darkness got me thinking about Bruce Campbell and probably the worst movie he's ever made... Bubba-Hotep,

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You're kidding, right?

Bubba Ho-Tep is a great movie.

Night of the Lepus is awesomely bad.



The original Wicker Man is freaking creepy

Leonard Part 6 with Bill Cosby
Evil Dead 2 (awsomly bad)

Windigstadt said:

First, I'm shocked nobody has yet to mention Gymkata.

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Thank you for mentioning that one. I haven't seen that movie in YEARS. Definitely one of the greats in terms of bad cinema. For some reason that one reminds me of several others...

Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
Incubus (the 1965 one with Shatner)
Gleaming the Cube
Prayer of the Rollerboys
Over the Top
Only the Strong

OH! I just remembered....Condorman!

tmoney1224 said:

Night of the Lepus is awesomely bad.

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How bout Breakin....

Liquid Sky or Eraserhead, though I'm not sure they are actually worth watching. Mad Max movies after The Road Warrior might work.

Eraserhead was totaly worth watching!!!! Have to look up Liquid Sky though...

Phantoms, but Affleck was the bomb!

Anything with Steven Seagall or Jean Claude VanDamme? Sorry if this was mentioned already. I didn't read every page.

arturo7 said:

You're kidding, right?

Bubba Ho-Tep is a great movie.

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Thanks for sticking up for Campbell. That's a great film. I'm actually surprised at the number of classic films that many here consider "bad"!

Also, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

Plan 9 From Outer Space, Amazon Women On The Moon, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, The Survivalist, Rock & Rule, The Land That Time Forgot, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Deathlands, Star Trek 5, Swamp Thing, Omega Man, Barbarella, etc...

Swamp Thing? The one with Adrian Barbeau? I think that one a couple of good qualities in it...

Midnight madness! You can watch that in its entirety on youtube if you wish; its a great horrible movie.
It is the answer to the question: What if the casts of 'Animal House' and "Revenge of the Nerds' got together to make a totally unholy bomb of a movie? Midnight madness the answer.

The movie CAVEMAN with Ringo Star also comes to mind as an abyssmal but watchable movie.

RAD, Gleaming the Cube, North Shore, Back to the Beach, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Beat Street.

The list goes on....