buckeyebrewer
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I just saw on the news that an elephant just died at the zoo. How the hell do you get rid of a dead elephant? Get the chainsaw out I guess.
What do you do with a dead elephant?
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GoldMiner
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Gonna need to dig a big hole or take it to the lion cage.
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buckeyebrewer
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I'd like to see the smoker for that BBQ. Call Guinness Book of Records ....I think were on to something.
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buckeyebrewer
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Send it to Sarah Palin from Obama with a note that reads "Ill hug your Elephant if you kiss my ass"
I have absolutely no idea what that means.....but O.K.
The party icons....Republicans are elephants and Democrats are donkeys (ie ass)...
I thought it was witty.... guess i need another beer.
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buckeyebrewer
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Sorry that one went right over my head....yes Republican Elephant....I get it now...maybe I didn't need another beer.
One bite at a time......
10lbs of c-4 and stand back about 1/2 mile.
Henrythe9th
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just don't try blowing it up with TNT
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boo boo
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I just saw on the news that an elephant just died at the zoo. How the hell do you get rid of a dead elephant? Get the chainsaw out I guess.
Well I guess I've found my elephant, lol.
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buckeyebrewer
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I've read your tag line before and I thought of you when I posted it. I just didn't know who's tag line it was.....funny.
r8rphan
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If no one is looking.. get a quickie!
(why do you think they're called "hump whales?")
(why do you think they're called "hump whales?")
r8rphan
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Q: How do you catch an elephant?
A: Dig a hole 20 feet in diameter, and twenty feet deep.. place 5 feet of ashes in the bottom (mash @ 153 for 60 minutes).. then line the circumference of the hole with peas... Hide behind a bush and wait.. When the elephant comes along to take a pea, run out from behind the bush and kick it in the ash hole...
A: Dig a hole 20 feet in diameter, and twenty feet deep.. place 5 feet of ashes in the bottom (mash @ 153 for 60 minutes).. then line the circumference of the hole with peas... Hide behind a bush and wait.. When the elephant comes along to take a pea, run out from behind the bush and kick it in the ash hole...
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