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is that PTN in the red, oh wait, that guy isint "large" enough
The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread
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ThatVideoKid
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Nah he's just some ****bag who can't drink beer. I dragged him here
Too bad Jump Back isn't on. That's probably our most popular IPA. The Middle Child is pouring solid still but it's, literally, the last keg we have from that batch. Stinger just came out but the others are more popular.
ThatVideoKid
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Yeah I had the mild, cowduck, Joe and Robble. Just got another flight of the IPAs and big tart
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That's a bunch of crap. Everybody knows people in Vermont don't use soap. Totally photoshopped.
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Cowduck?
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Oooo. Soap. That would be pretty cool
ComcastWineRookie
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Cow duck? what beer is that, I don't think I have seen that one yet
It's legit soap for the tourists!
ThatVideoKid
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I could go for some straight mosaic soap
Vermont's a pretty alternative state. You might have to do some searching to find that version.
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Hey!!!! I've got a GREAT idea! Melana, you make hop scented soap for Cape to sell at the Bog. Then Cape can get a bunch of other artsy fartsy 'local' products to go with it. And I'll build a pizza oven next to the mash tun...
We'll be billionaires.
We'll be billionaires.
Maybe you guys should get tent at SOWA......
ThatVideoKid
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I'll make a commercial for all this artsy fartsy stuff, and sneak it into the queue at the station. Plus I'll make cascade pickles
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You should get Hoppy to help you. He's been smoking pickles forever.
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Yooper makes soap!
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not too shabby, but this belongs in the Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread
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Hahaha I see what you did there.
How many times will Christian Fauria hit 'em with the Hein tonight?
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First ever birdie.
Pretty cool. I even had my buddy, the man in black, sign it.
Sean O'Malley? That fu(ker. There is a special place in hell for priests that fu(k around with golf scores.
Still standing by my birdie and a 98 for the round.
Post round beers tasting pretty good today.
First ever birdie.
Pretty cool. I even had my buddy, the man in black, sign it.
Sean O'Malley? That fu(ker. There is a special place in hell for priests that fu(k around with golf scores.
Still standing by my birdie and a 98 for the round.
Post round beers tasting pretty good today.
Snowmen in August!?!??! Congrats Paulie.
ComcastWineRookie
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I think that 55 is the number of putts he had on the front nine. Either way it doesn't add up. DQ'd!
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47 after my birdie on 8. Hit a 5 on 9 for 52 for the front 9.
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46 on the back 9.
52 + 46 = 98.
Here's the math, since you're obviously too much of a ****** to do it yourself.
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And yet you wonder why everyone who knows you can't stand you. Truly remarkable.
Dude, I'm giving you a mulligan.
47 after my birdie on 8. Hit a 5 on 9 for 52 for the front 9.
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46 on the back 9.
52 + 46 = 98.
Here's the math, since you're obviously too much of a ****** to do it yourself.
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And yet you wonder why everyone who knows you can't stand you. Truly remarkable.
Dude, I'm giving you a mulligan.
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FWIW, I've been 'golfing' for about ten years. I've probably golfed 4 times a year on average. Until last month I haven't golfed in three years. Today was the fourth time since the beginning of July.
I think I did pretty f'ing good today.
If you don't, GFY. I couldn't possibly care less.
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.."The butthurt is strong in him..."
"Nah he just cant stand professional *****ebags."
"Nah he just cant stand professional *****ebags."
ComcastWineRookie
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im my defense it looks like a 55 on the back with the 47 above it.
Hell, you walked 18 holes. I'm pretty sure I've never made it that far before hitting the bah...
Cheers! (Oh yeah - <mega golf claps>
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Mini golfing?
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Da fuq? There was a bar? Where?
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You didn't hit the windmill, didja ? ... 
Nothing better than the smell of wort in the morning
Maine Beer Co? We know it's not the Bog Water.
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Who let him in here?
Damn, DryCoochieBrewing bringing the hammer! Welcome to Massholeville. You're gonna fit right in.
