The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

As blow jobs are to buckwheat pancakes

I get it. Hysterical.

N00b? Seriously? You have no standing. At least choke down a pint of Bog Water before you disparage it. Otherwise you sound like He Who Must Not Be Mentioned

I'm going with "Having your audience with the Pope canceled because of his 'Gastric Issues'....
is to 'Bacon wrapped Cialis.'

Do I get free beer now?

I'm just dicking around lol

I was going to say that buckwheat pancakes are good...but I couldn't bring myself to say it

Bacon Wrapped Ciallis.. .

Would somebody please tell my why I'm not a billionaire?


Especially after I invented 'topical' Viagra. It needed to be rubbed in, like IcyHot.

IDK, do impotent men, who can't pitch tents need encouragement to take this med?

Hoppy2bmerry said:

IDK, do impotent men, who can't pitch tents need encouragement to take this med?

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Paul seems to know the answer!

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Scallops tremble at the mention of my name.

Afraid of being stepped on?

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Scallops tremble at the mention of my name.

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Soooo, what does that have to do with rubbed in bona cream ?? ...

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Uni and scallop sashimi for supper.

Look like urchins to me ...

paulthenurse said:

Scallops tremble at the mention of my name.

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Meh. So do farm animals, from most accounts here...

Cheers

day_trippr said:

Meh. So do farm animals, from most accounts here...

Cheers

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As well they should. Did you have a point?

Most of a case of unobtanium made it home

Melana said:

Most of a case of unobtanium made it home

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Pounding a few on the road?

Willie Nelson

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ThatVideoKid said:

Pounding a few on the road?

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Never. And especially not in my Caddy.

Why do you need a caddy if you were driving?

Because she was drinking, *******.

She lets the caddy drive? That's got disaster written all over it, I don't care how much she's been drinking.


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****in A, they should just save gronk for the post season

I guess I'm going down tomorrow. Don't have to be at Gillette until 5pm Thursday so I'll certainly make sure to have a few pints if the bog isn't "closed"

Closed?

Three words


Board of Health.

Taproom only opens at 4:00 so that's not a lot of time to get to Gillette for 5

Cape Brewing said:

Taproom only opens at 4:00 so that's not a lot of time to get to Gillette for 5

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I mean tomorrow I'll stop by. I just mean that I don't have to hear work at 3am(what I'm used to)

oh

Then, one time in band camp...

paulthenurse said:

Then, one time in band camp...

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Yes

For Masstoberfest, is the "admission" still socks? Plain old athletic socks?

Are there any other needs for the shelter that we can help with? I happen to know where I can find a few bars of very nice soap......................

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Boy this place is packed cape

Nah... Not yet its not. It's early still. It'll get more crowded as the night goes on.

I'm not there. I work Thurs nights.

Are you in a baseball hat with a beard? Sitting at the hightop table? (That's an old whiskey barrel that was sitting in my driveway until i made the table out of it)

Nah I'm a guy who looks 16 sitting by the door. With a lame gluten free dude

Jack's Abby shirt and red shirt?? Or closer to the door? (I can't see closer to the door). I'm creepin' on all the security cameras. (Mostly just trying to get a good shot of Nicole our bartender. )

Yeah I'm the jacks Abby guy

Also haha nice