The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

They don't make sheets that big.

Would need a pool cover... Or something similar

You haven't given enough thought to Yeager as Flounder.

"I hope I score! I really, REALLY hope I score!"

What about that cover that they roll out on the field at Fenway when it rains? Will that be big enough?

That could be the front

Well, that's a start.

Your unabashed adoration of me is kind of embarrassing. Could you please stop with the ball washing. I'm blushing.

It's probably hot flashes.

So let's see...

Yeager...... Flounder
the_bird.... Hoover
Mort..... Otter
Dakota.....Pinto
Dude...... D-Day
BlueBalls... Stork
Cape..... Greg Marmelard
Melana... Mandy. (Sorry Melana. It was either Mandy or Mrs Dean Wormer. Not a ton of strong female roles.)

Ya. Cape is definitely Marmelard.

And I'm Bluto. Except I should be a gynecologist. That would be best..

Bargerbrew said:

How do I prove that I'm a Masshole?

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Welcome.

Melana said:

Welcome.

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Thanks!!

You and Melana are makeing strong cases to have your memberships revolked. Too f'ing nice.

paulthenurse said:

You and Melana are makeing strong cases to have your memberships revolked. Too f'ing nice.

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After the beer pics from TX and this post you can GFY.

That's more like it.

Bargerbrew said:

How do I prove that I'm a Masshole?

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If you hahv ta ask, there's no hope.

You can't fake wiked pissah

Dude, I mean really!? I'm just as pissah as the next guy wearing a Bird, Orr or Brady shirt!! Born and raised in Taunton!

paulthenurse said:

So let's see...

And I'm Bluto. Except I should be a gynecologist. That would be best..

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Yeah, I could see you giving a motivational speech about how the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, followed by Suddam Hussein with his WMD, and how Kim Jong-un cheats at basketball one-one-one...

There's PTN, in a Medical Tent size toga, screaming......

"Who's with me? Ya, let's go.....


as he runs off into the sunset with no one following.............

Bargerbrew said:

Dude, I mean really!? I'm just as pissah as the next guy wearing a Bird, Orr or Brady shirt!! Born and raised in Taunton!

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You and bird have something going on? Come on now... admitting that you wear bird?

Not that there is anything wrong with any of that.

Bargerbrew said:

Dude, I mean really!? I'm just as pissah as the next guy wearing a Bird, Orr or Brady shirt!! Born and raised in Taunton!

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Ooooooooo. Yeeeeeeeeah. Taunton huh?

(Locking my windows)

Oh. You would follow. You damned sure would follow.

If you're only wicked pissah because you have a TB jersey you ain't wicked pissah. Just sayin'

Only deers and queers come from Taunton and there's hardly any deer.

You better lock your windows!

Thank Gawd we only deal with Massholes in this thread. I don't know how you guys put up with the repeated drivel of Pats hating in that Obnoxious Football Thread.

We won't let a fact get in the way of a good story over here, but I think everyone one of them over there believes everything they say.

I'll admit to reading that thread - but it's more like rubber necking past a bad highway accident, except I feel like a need a shower after some days, just to wash the stink from some of their ridiculous opinions off of me.

Speaking as someone who has spent a fair amount of time around you, you generally do need a shower.

Just sayin'

So I worked overnight last night 7P to 7A and just got home and had a nice pint of Narragansett Lovecraft Honey Ale. That's pretty good. Ta know Cape, you should try making something like that.

Only alcoholics start drinking that early in the morning.

And hobos. Don't forget the hobos.

You can't drink all day if you don't start before 9.

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.

how is everyone doing, just got back from aruba, man their beer selection blows, but the sun and heat were amazing

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Please don't feed the animals.

Just had this at lunch View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1427300605.749240.jpg Swiss Mistress. Tasty beer but the bartender had a hard time pulling the pint.....sticky tap

I can tell from the picture it's probably one of the best Chocolate Stouts in the history of Earth

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Just had this at lunch View attachment 266317 Swiss Mistress. Tasty beer but the bartender had a hard time pulling the pint.....sticky tap

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Once you get your nose out of his arse, I would suggest slamming back a pint or eight of syrup of ipecac. True, most toxicologists no longer recommend its use because of its own toxic sequala but desperate times call for desperate measures. Don't delay. Time is of the essence.

Laskey!!!l. Laskey!!!!!!! Come in Laskey!!!!!!

Houston,I think we have a problem. Laskay appears to have gone down on the Swiss Miss and been afflicted by the Mad Milk Maid disease.

Shall we launch weapons?

What da fuq did I drink yesterday? And where am I?

Cape Brewing said:

I can tell from the picture it's probably one of the best Chocolate Stouts in the history of Earth

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I'm sorry but there is a picture of it so it cannot be. Everyone knows the best stouts in the history of the Earth were made in backwoods Vermont and Maine with the rarest ingredients and there are no physical records of them. People talk of them in whispered voices because the mere utterance of their name will cause the quality to diminish to the ordinary.

Talk is cheap.

Suck it, New England Weather!



Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Cheers!