If HBTers were movie stars...

OK, this conversation probably already happened like three years ago, but I was reading the thread about Will Wheaton yesterday (every time I read "Will Wheaton" in my mind I automatically pronounce it like Stewie in Family Guy, with the hard H sound, but that's neither here nor there), and it got me wondering what other potential movie stars are lurking in our forums. Here's what I've got so far:

Revvy is obviously Bob Duvall, specifically in his role from The Apostle:

Yooper to me is probably Linda Hamilton from Terminator 2

Cheezydemon is definitely Jason Lee, playing the evil demon guy in Dogma

Airborne is this guy from Supertroopers

and I can't decide on CreamyGoodness--is he Lance the drug dealer from Pulp Fiction, or could he be this guy? You'll notice that both of the people I associate with Creamy wear their bathrobes WAY more than is normal. Sorry man, I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

OK, so what do others think? What other famous celebrities or their movie characters are hiding amongst us? Pictures are, of course, required.

Are you smoking crack or what?

Revvy is Robert Duval, are you crapping me?????

Here's Revvy, especially when trying to advise newbies on their stupid mistakes:

I always think of Airborne as Bill Paxton in Aliens.


Everything else I totally agree with.

jerrodm said:

Revvy is obviously Bob Duvall, specifically in his role from The Apostle:.

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Robert Duvall was great in this.

blacklab said:

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after seeing this, maybe he is more like John Goodman's "Walter" in The Big Lebowski. All that is missing are some ill-placed 'Nam references.

I'm going to have to watch Aliens now, it's been awhile.

Malfet is Russell Crowe from a Brilliant Mind.

AzIPA is John Candy.

CheezyDemon is Brad Pitt from 12 Monkeys.

The only image I have of anyone on here is their avatar. I do strongly associate them with their avatar. Please, everyone, stop changing your frigging avatars. MeatyPortion, I'm talking to you (Ewoks, you must be kidding).

If Chairman Cheyco is not an American Indian, I don't want to know about it. I've barely recovered since I saw TxBrew and he wasn't Herman Hess.

Hmm.. I use my avatar because I think the WTC looks like a big red, white and blue d*ck. Is that how you see me?

Airborneguy said:

Hmm.. I use my avatar because I think the WTC looks like a big d*ck. Is that how you see me?

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Three words removed. But yes, I see it now! :cross:

Me as Linda Hamilton in The Terminator? I wish. In my dreams, maybe.

Oh thanks, even worse!!

revvy is totally Yoda.

passedpawn said:

The only image I have of anyone on here is their avatar. I do strongly associate them with their avatar. Please, everyone, stop changing your frigging avatars. MeatyPortion, I'm talking to you (Ewoks, you must be kidding).

If Chairman Cheyco is not an American Indian, I don't want to know about it. I've barely recovered since I saw TxBrew and he wasn't Herman Hess.

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OK you inspired me and I updated ( not changed! ) my avatar.

passedpawn said:

The only image I have of anyone on here is their avatar. I do strongly associate them with their avatar. Please, everyone, stop changing your frigging avatars. MeatyPortion, I'm talking to you (Ewoks, you must be kidding).

If Chairman Cheyco is not an American Indian, I don't want to know about it. I've barely recovered since I saw TxBrew and he wasn't Herman Hess.

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Well, this one unknown guy apologizes in advance- it's the only personal-life related image I have on my work computer. I suppose I'll have to to get a better one now.

By the way, passedpawn is Da Fino from The Big Lebowski:

OK, if you don't like Revvy as the apostle, I'll go with another Duvall character

Oh, one more that slipped my mind on the first post--this is Dan to me,
or maybe he's Ward Cleaver

Oh, and I think it's pretty clear that Tx is Sam Elliott, from literally any movie he's ever been in.

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I used to think Sam Elliot was the hottest guy in the universe. I have no idea what he looks like now, 30 years later, and I don't want to know!

Actually I have more hair than Robert Duvall in the Apostle, but that was a great movie.

Yooper said:

Me as Linda Hamilton in The Terminator? I wish. In my dreams, maybe.

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Maybe Bob's dreams.

Oh wait. That was a different thread.

Sam Elliott never ages. He still looks like the same old cowboy he's been playing for at least the last thirty years. Hope he keeps doing it for thirty more.

Also, this one might be a little off the wall, but I see Malfet as Jim Carrey from "A Series of Unfortunate Events".

CreamyGoodness is the grown up Ralpie narrator voice from A Christmas Story.

Revvy is Vizzini from The Princess Bride (inconceivable!).

GatorDad is "Doc" from Back to the Future.

Yooper is Family Guy's Lois.

Bkov is Milton from Office Space. I think we fixed the glitch.

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CreamyGoodness is the grown up Ralpie narrator voice from A Christmas Story.

Revvy is Vizzini from The Princess Bride (inconceivable!).

GatorDad is "Doc" from Back to the Future.

Yooper is Family Guy's Lois.

Bkov is Milton from Office Space. I think we fixed the glitch.

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I still can never figure you out...no matter if you ever changed you avatar you're always gonna be the blinking computer chip.

oooh Maybe this. (It IS a movie character afterall) With RAGE in the eyepiece.



We should all adopt the same avatar for a day to drive Passedpawn nuts.

Revvy said:

We should all adopt the same avatar for a day to drive Passedpawn nuts.

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It would work.

There's a newb that took the exact same avatar as bottlebomber. I posted to his thread several times, assuming I was talking to BB. Argh!

passedpawn said:

It would work.

There's a newb that took the exact same avatar as bottlebomber. I posted to his thread several times, assuming I was talking to BB. Argh!

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Listen, Ward, we should all talk to the Beav about this!

Seriously, if you changed your avatar, I know I wouldn't recognize you.

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Listen, Ward, we should all talk to the Beav about this!

Seriously, if you changed your avatar, I know I wouldn't recognize you.

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You're not going to believe this. I just posted in the co2 thread. And I WAS going to ask the new brewer above me with the cool avatar, who it was....Then I come here and see the SAME avatar.....then realized it was you.

But who is that? Lenny Bruce? Che Guevara? Fidel Castro?

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You're not going to believe this. I just posted in the co2 thread. And I WAS going to ask the new brewer above me with the cool avatar, who it was....Then I come here and see the SAME avatar.....then realized it was you.

But who is that? Lenny Bruce? Che Guevara? Fidel Castro?

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Wait, wait, wait... it's coming to me.

Revvy said:

You're not going to believe this. I just posted in the co2 thread. And I WAS going to ask the new brewer above me with the cool avatar, who it was....Then I come here and see the SAME avatar.....then realized it was you.

But who is that? Lenny Bruce? Che Guevara? Fidel Castro?

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The hint is in my signature! :rockin:




Edit- I'm probably the most un-PC un-nice person in the world. But I after I posted about my signature I saw PP's post with a nice quote from Helen Keller. And I had bad thoughts that made me snicker. I'm going to hell. I know it.

Some people quote inspiring and uplifting heroes like Helen Keller. And I quote a famous rough drunk. I'm going to hell.

I never saw that pic of him before. Cool.

Yooper said:

The hint is in my signature! :rockin:




Edit- I'm probably the most un-PC un-nice person in the world. But I after I posted about my signature I saw PP's post with a nice quote from Helen Keller. And I had bad thoughts that made me snicker. I'm going to hell. I know it.

Some people quote inspiring and uplifting heroes like Helen Keller. And I quote a famous rough drunk. I'm going to hell.

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Bigger hint in my post above.

Regarding my sig, I have had sigs turned off for so long that I forgot what mine was.

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Bigger hint in my post above.

Regarding my sig, I have had sigs turned off for so long that I forgot what mine was.

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Well, that's true! I was so busy feeling guilty about snickering about your possible avatar being Helen Keller than I didn't catch it.

"Cheese Grater was the most violent book I have ever read."- Helen Keller.

I'll see you guys in hell! I'll bring the Eisbock.

jerrodm said:

Sam Elliott never ages. He still looks like the same old cowboy he's been playing for at least the last thirty years. Hope he keeps doing it for thirty more.

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Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, but he died. He off'd himself and...no, wait, forget that, I'm thinking of Elliot Smith.