The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

... the top of your mom’s head

paulthenurse said:

Hey Cape, have you made up your mind about what to watch tonight? Pretty Woman or Dirty Dancing?

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What is this, "date night" for you two? Tell him you want to go out to a NICE restaurant this time, no more "Netflix, Fluffernutters and Chill."

So jelly

Núñez!!!!!
How 'bout them Red Sox!

I expect to see another row started on the banner...

AC has some spooky zen thing going on all through the playoffs to date wrt game management.
That Nunez pinch-hit at bat was just the latest...

And of course...


That's freakin' hilarious!

Uggggggg. I hate my alarm clock.

I actually watched some of the game last night!!

I was channel surfing about 9:45, hit the game and realized it was only in the fckuing FOURTH.

It was beautiful... had it in for about three minutes and... sooooound asleep. MLB needs to can that shti and sell it at drug stores as a sleep aid.

Joking aside... fckuing home team game... and it’s 9:45pm in the fckuing 4th!?!? How effin stupid can MLB be? Add that to the list why that shttiy sport is dying

Oof. I agree on the mlb statement but I was luggage the day after the Pats/KC game. I don't think I got home until 3am.

If you hadnt missed the James Taylor anthem you would have been amped up all night

Yeah, I get there are late Pats games but those are one off regular season games.

The super bowl isn’t just going into the second quarter at 9:45pm

Hold on... James Taylor is still alive??

It could have been Peter Gammons

Cape Brewing said:

I actually watched some of the game last night!!

I was channel surfing about 9:45, hit the game and realized it was only in the fckuing FOURTH.

It was beautiful... had it in for about three minutes and... sooooound asleep. MLB needs to can that shti and sell it at drug stores as a sleep aid.

Joking aside... fckuing home team game... and it’s 9:45pm in the fckuing 4th!?!? How effin stupid can MLB be? Add that to the list why that shttiy sport is dying

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If the games don't last until past midnight then Joe Buck can't make his annoying ass comments about how this game has gone late....into the morning. Har, har, har.

Gawd, he's a fecking tool.

Cape Brewing said:

Hold on... James Taylor is still alive??

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No one is really quite certain. He spends the summers on the Vineyard but being alive is certainly not a requirement to do that.

So the Red Sox are inviting the members of the 2004 Red Sox team throw out the first pitch tonight? With the exception of Kurt Schilling because that pantload, John Henry, doesn’t like his politics? That’s unbelievable. I didn’t think I could hate that bastard more than I already do but I was wrong.

In fairness, that knife cuts both ways. Schill has no love for Red Sox management and likely wouldn't have accepted an invite anyway...

paulthenurse said:

So the Red Sox are inviting the members of the 2004 Red Sox team throw out the first pitch tonight? With the exception of Kurt* Schilling because that pantload, John Henry, doesn’t like his politics? That’s unbelievable. I didn’t think I could hate that bastard more than I already do but I was wrong.

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*Curt

Sheesh, and you call yourself a fan.

What's next: Thom Bradey?

Cape Brewing said:

Hold on... James Taylor is still alive??

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They take him out of cold storage once a year to play for the fogies at Tanglewood.

AZ_IPA said:

*Curt

Sheesh, and you call yourself a fan.

What's next: Thom Bradey?

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I was dictating on the drive home.

Remember; no dictating and driving.

Nifty little catch by Benintendi

Yippee

Kie

Yay!!!!!!

That was a well played game by the Red Sox.
Gotta say the bullpen has been impressive these two games. Bodes well.
"We're On To LA"

Did you enjoy watching 'The Breakfask Club' last night Brian?

So obsessed

Hey look at that, Bog Water’s getting shelf space in the local packy.... Cool.

$12.99 for a four pack?

F that... Howdy Neighbor.

Dumb

Wanna talk about some of your patient stories?

Nah. It was meant as a good for you. It’s the first time I’ve seen the beer in a packy. I was glad for you

I figured even you would realize I didn’t REALLY buy the Gansett.

We’re in about 120 accounts at this point. It’s not a ton but we’re getting out there.

We bust each other up viciously, constantly... and even worse off line.

But there are topics that are off limits. My business is one of them and calling our beer “Bog Water” is being a dick.

Like I said... if you want, I’ll start posting stories about your patients that are supposed to be confidential.

I need some Old Kentucky Joe

I hear some people may have had a long night, if they stayed awake at all I'm (something like) impressed.

Thank goodness that happened on a Friday...

I am reminded of a hilarious hospital skit from SNL about getting a big bug "out of there". 12.99 a 4pk is "reasonable" $18 is going rate for local brewery cans on Long Island.

Cape Brewing said:

We’re in about 120 accounts at this point. It’s not a ton but we’re getting out there.

We bust each other up viciously, constantly... and even worse off line.

But there are topics that are off limits. My business is one of them and calling our beer “Bog Water” is being a dick.

Like I said... if you want, I’ll start posting stories about your patients that are supposed to be confidential.

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You're way over estimating the influence of this thread....


And you should make a session IPA and call it Bog Water.....

After over 30 years running the same company, I'll make fun of my own business...use to have some ego involved, but now it is just a job, the trucks now unmarked except those required by law.

Ran a seasonal restaurant back in the early'80s for 5 summers, but retail was not my pint of beer I guess, I modified one of the door signs to read "Sorry, we're open".

Have to admit I took the landscape company seriously for the first two decades though. The making money and getting paid part, I still care deeply about that.

HA! Brickley just said “ reach around for a better term”.......oh yeah baseball sucks

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