Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

So who's watching their playoff hopes disappear today? Phins or Jets??

It's tough one to call. They both suck SO much... I'm not sure I can pick a clear cut team that sucks more.

Either way... One is done today.

Going for the tie so they can both just end their season today.

Hey, if you were to tell me that the Jets even have playoff hopes at this point in the season, back in the preseason I would have thought you were on crack.

ChshreCat said:

Don't try. He's unlikely to understand. To him being a fan from the time of a teams creation is "bandwagon".

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i should have assumed "career" to a seattle fan was only regular season.

you know, because, they almost never make the playoffs.

motobrewer said:

i should have assumed "career" to a seattle fan was only regular season.

you know, because, they almost never make the playoffs.

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Took ya a few days to come up with that didn't it.

motobrewer said:

i should have assumed "career" to a seattle fan was only regular season.

you know, because, they almost never make the playoffs.

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lol... still ignoring that the Pats fan was talking regular season too? Pathetic.

I think I remember someone telling me the Jets would make the 6th seed. Now can someone remind me who that idiot was?

J-E-S-T. Suck. Suck. Suck.

Yet another dominating performance by the patriots

Cape Brewing said:

Yet another dominating performance by the patriots

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Relevant fact

Come on Teddy Bridgewater!!!

Darwin18 said:

Come on Teddy Bridgewater!!!

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Don't worry, you should get Sanchez back next season.

Another game, another dominating victory by The New England Patriots Football Team! :rockin: :rockin: :rockin:

[whew! ]

Next!

Cheers!

day_trippr said:

Another game, another dominating victory by The New England Patriots Football Team! :rockin: :rockin: :rockin:

[whew! ]

Next!

Cheers!

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That was dominating? Damn. You Pats fans have lowered your standards.

Edit: upon further thought, it's possible I missed some sarcasm here.

jbaysurfer said:

That was dominating? Damn. You Pats fans have lowered your standards.

Edit: upon further thought, it's possible I missed some sarcasm here.

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Naaaaah...

Cheers!

The Vikings helmets don't match their jerseys. Just an observation. A tie would have been better.

bluemoose said:

Don't worry, you should get Sanchez back next season.

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Nah, Sanchez is getting cut next year when the cap hit isn't as atrocious.

Lets just get all these crap games outta the way today so we can move on to the main event tomorrow night.

ChshreCat said:

Lets just get all these crap games outta the way today so we can move on to the main event tomorrow night.

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Patriots played today. Week is over.

bluemoose said:

Patriots played today. Week is over.

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I think you just summed this thread up right there unfortunately.

Umm......

buttfumble!

Cheers! (it's still funny! )

And very, very original.

Jets suck, that is all

Congrats Fins. Two teams going in opposite directions. Sad to root for a draft position now.

M I Z
Awesome win over A&M last night cant wait to see Georgia !

FOMF. FOMOOF. I hate commercials.

brewsnthelou said:

M I Z
Awesome win over A&M last night cant wait to see Georgia !

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Oh hey, you posted this in the wrong thread. Just wanted to let you know. Please delete it and post it in the *****ey minor league football thread. I think it will be post number 6.

bluemoose said:

Oh hey, you posted this in the wrong thread. Just wanted to let you know. Please delete it and post it in the *****ey minor league football thread. I think it will be post number 6.

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That sounds like the talk of a man whose team won't be playing in a bowl game this year, so sad.. Here, have a Kleenex big boy, it's ok cry it out

Bowl game? Bwahahahaha, like it was said, wrong thread.

brewsnthelou said:

That sounds like the talk of a man whose team won't be playing in a bowl game this year, so sad.. Here, have a Kleenex big boy, it's ok cry it out

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Go give your frat brothers a reach around somewhere else. This is where men talk about football, not where high school girls talk about how cute Johnny was at the homecoming game.

motobrewer said:

Go give your frat brothers a reach around somewhere else. This is where men talk about football, not where high school girls talk about how cute Johnny was at the homecoming game.

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And you boys are claiming to be men? Bwahaaa
Real men know football, and real men are tiger fans....
But I guess you boys are too busy playing with your little pigskins to see great football?

brewsnthelou said:

And you boys are claiming to be men? Bwahaaa Real men know football, and real men are tiger fans.... But I guess you boys are too busy playing with your little pigskins to see great football?

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Wait, are you saying playing with a beach ball makes college football BETTER??? You're dumber than most college fans.

Did you actually attend higher ed? Or are you another hoppy fan rooting for your daddy's school?

motobrewer said:

Wait, are you saying playing with a beach ball makes college football BETTER??? You're dumber than most college fans. Did you actually attend higher ed? Or are you another hoppy fan rooting for your daddy's school?

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I'm 'dumber' and you think there's a beach ball involved?
I've been there, seen that, bought the tshirt and hands down, college football.
I believe I heard your mama calling you home for supper boy, run along now

brewsnthelou said:

I'm 'dumber' and you think there's a beach ball involved? I've been there, seen that, bought the tshirt and hands down, college football. I believe I heard your mama calling you home for supper boy, run along now

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You've been to....college football? Yeah, sounds about right from a college fan. Have fun watching minor league football.

Yeah. I'd rather watch teams where most of the players aren't even good enough to get drafted into the NFL when they finally can't stretch their eligibility another year. That makes for GREAT football.



See the Dolphins suck and even they know you're an idiot.

ChshreCat said:

Yeah. I'd rather watch teams where most of the players aren't even good enough to get drafted into the NFL when they finally can't stretch their eligibility another year. That makes for GREAT football.


See the Dolphins suck and even they know you're an idiot.

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Wow, way to post something from 2010. Could we stay relevant please?!

finsfan said:

Wow, way to post something from 2010. Could we stay relevant please?!

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To be fair, the Dolphins did suck in 2012 and 2011, not just 2010.

Darwin18 said:

To be fair, the Dolphins did suck in 2012 and 2011, not just 2010.

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You're a Jets fan, you should know a lot more about sucking

Darwin18 said:

To be fair, the Dolphins did suck in 2012 and 2011, not just 2010.

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Add 2013 to that list lest not forget

hey... HEY... take your debate over which of your teams sucks worse to the "Our Teams Suck" thread. This thread is going to start shifting into playoff mode and we don't need your crappy teams muddying up the waters in here.