A *different* Zombie apocalypse thread.

When I first stumbled onto this, my weapon of choice was a glass of hombrew... I can only assume my plan would be to chug that b*tch and rage on some Zeds with whatever I could get my hands on. Although that is not my existing survival plan, it seems logical enough right?

mine is a floor lamp apperently... or a harmonica... i think i will stick with the floor lamp

iPhone 3gs. There has to be an app for this.

laptop... but it is a big laptop.

Lucky me, I have two swords and a box of cigars. Time to behead in style.

a cat...

A blanket. I am pretty sure that's going to get my ass kicked by zombies.

Coastarine said:

iPhone 3gs. There has to be an app for this.

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I LOL'd

too freaking funny! Good thing I keep my Benelli tactical shotgun to the left of my desk!

a couch

It is pointing directly at the guy I work with.

MMTG said:

too freaking funny! Good thing I keep my Benelli tactical shotgun to the left of my desk!

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Mine is under the bed...in 3 pieces... Although it isn't tactical either, it's a M1 super 90. Too bad I used all my shells at the skeet range last week...\

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gestyr said:

It is pointing directly at the guy I work with.

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Human shield?
Just make sure you can run faster than him!

Jack Daniels coffee mug, or binder clip. I'm screwed.

Mine is a 9 mm Ruger (I'm not kidding). Apparently you guys aren't sitting in the right places.

Nurmey said:

Mine is a 9 mm Ruger (I'm not kidding). Apparently you guys aren't sitting in the right places.

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Agreed!

Good thing I was just cleaning this...

A empty beer bottle >_<

Two TV remotes. Maybe I can tie them together like nunchucks?

my itty bitty english mastiffs... heheh well at 200lbs each i guess theyd get the job done right!

A 42" LCD tv. Maybe I could put on a science channel show about brains and lure them into some sort of trap.

Uhhhh I'm fighting with a choice of 12" high cpu speaker, 8" high flimsy dsl modem, large sheet of tin foil, or a #2 pencil.

In the words of those great entertainers Montey Python... 'run away'!

MVKTR2 said:

Uhhhh I'm fighting with a choice of 12" high cpu speaker, 8" high flimsy dsl modem, large sheet of tin foil, or a #2 pencil.

In the words of those great entertainers Montey Python... 'run away'!

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I am replaying several MacGyver episodes in my head to see if I can come up with something lethal for ya. I'm sure there is a projectile configuration in there somewhere.

A Macbook sleeve.


Or the TV.


I'm doomded.

ThickHead said:

I am replaying several MacGyver episodes in my head to see if I can come up with something lethal for ya. I'm sure there is a projectile configuration in there somewhere.

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Hold the aluminum foil tightly and look at the reflective side to see what you saw. Take the saw and cut the speaker in half. 2 halves make a whole. Push the zombie into the hole.

Simple.

gestyr said:

Hold the aluminum foil tightly and look at the reflective side to see what you saw. Take the saw and cut the speaker in half. 2 halves make a whole. Push the zombie into the hole.

Simple.

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haha that made me laugh.

Oh f**k it's a backgammon set in an ornate wooden box....

Oh wait, it's sitting on a small wrought iron table....

Whew!

I've got 2 guitars (electric, fairly heavy bodies). Those oughta smash some zombie heads.

Shake Weight

I'm good this time. M-4 W/ 200 RDS M-9 W/100 RDS. Its the only perk to my job, always prepared for Zombie Apocolypse.

a fold up "caution watch your step" sign or a box fan. oddly enough there's a chemical safety suit there as well, so at least i can keep most of the blood off me when i make the appropriate puddle for the sign.

My cellphone or a chair.

I guess I'll have to use the chair to clean a path to my guns. I do have a 9mm right behind me, so I should be able to get to that fairly quickly.

Well crap I got a cat and the strings to the blinds. I'm screwed unless I can get to my .223 or my black powder rifle.

2 gorgeous naked bikini models. How do I take out zombies with that????

You guys are so lucky.

cheezydemon3 said:

2 gorgeous naked bikini models. How do I take out zombies with that????

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You don't. But on the other hand, that last request bit is already well in hand.

ThickHead said:

You don't. But on the other hand, that last request bit is already well in hand.

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Actually, the twins pointed out to me that they get to use the thing to their left too!

So we have a chainsaw and an M-16 to throw in the mix.

Thank God!

bama said:

Shake Weight

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We'll protect you

I have a stack of papers. I'm ****ed!

I lucked out on this one

This is what I have hanging beside my monitor.

superglue... hmm, I am think of zombie pranks to pull with that but not kills.

I have a printer. Maybe I can make some 'Do not enter' signs and post them on my doors to keep the zombies out.

Yeah, that'll work. I'm totally safe.
Freakin' sweet.