The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

That was a fun game. The outcome was obvious by mid game. There was no way they were not going to come back.

I wanted to see 20 runs

Tonight

Rodent said:

did you seed with annual or perennial rye?

http://www.ryegrasses.com/

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Perennial. I just don’t like the look of the rye, it’s too coarse. I like the finer blades. I’ll have too look for some fescue, not sure what that looks like.

You’re seriously talking about grass blade thickness?

I can’t wait until Masstoberfest so I can kick you in the balls

I bet that’s going to hurt a wicked lot, what with your wicked muscular runners legs.

83-35 with another game to go today. On pace for 113 wins.

Have you decided on the date yer highness??

Sept 22nd.

So shall it be written,
So shall it be done.

Oh, too bad. That's the day I'm supposed to get my ass hairs waxed. Maybe next year!

How bad must life in some shi!hole Third World country be where the prospect of going to North F’ing Adams, Massachusetts to toil away waxing your ass is appealing?

Just curious... what does your ass waxing cost? Happy ending included?

Hey Bird. Cantillon added a new Massachusetts location in Deerfield a week after Masstoberfest for Zwanze. Still an hour's drive from East east Bumfu(k to East Bumfu(k but a good time

paulthenurse said:

How bad must life in some shi!hole Third World country be where the prospect of going to North F’ing Adams, Massachusetts to toil away waxing your ass is appealing?

Just curious... what does your ass waxing cost? Happy ending included?

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I think he gets coupons ... just sayin'

Alt/brewery Butthurt comment on HBT in 3.... 2....

BBC in Cedarville is about a three minute drive from the house Spawn #1 is buying. This might work.

I am SO going to get myself a red shirt for Sunday’s.

This old, broken down, once great, philandering pr!ck is going to do it.

Oooops

You know even if you don’t play golf or you’re not a golf fan you had to be cheering for Tiger yesterday. Leaving aside for a moment his personal peccadilloes, for him to come back the way he has is remarkable.

And of course, they have such pretty grass on those golf courses.

Golf <——- More exciting than baseball

That reminds me. I'm heading down to the TPC Norton PGA tournament at the end of the month. Does anyone know any good packys where I could get some good local beer? Like Proclamation or Tilted Barn? I know you have to go to RI to find good beer down there.

lmao!

Wine’s & More in Mansfield Crossing...

Great selection.

Seems like some of you guys don't have to work for a living....or at least you got way more free time than me. If i did have some free time, sure would not be watching "sports". Going to a golf tournament? Rooting for washed out millionaire golfers and stadium gladiators that give a fraction of worth to general well being of others even compared to you? effin a dudes,... any intelligent life on that side of pond?

Anyway, you know the title of thread, just upholding spirit of that, have a good one, later..

It's important to support the tour when it visits your town. A lot of those caddies are barely breaking $500k/yr.

TheDudeLebowski said:

That reminds me. I'm heading down to the TPC Norton PGA tournament at the end of the month. Does anyone know any good packys where I could get some good local beer? Like Proclamation or Tilted Barn? I know you have to go to RI to find good beer down there.

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You could PM Yeager. It’s VERY hit or miss but he sometimes has something drinkable on tap and he’s right around the corner.

OR, you could go downtown to Wendell’s for lunch. The wings are small but the sauces are really good. Go for the Double Dare sauce and wash them down with a nice, cold PBR. Those wings put Norton on the map.

Dland said:

Seems like some of you guys don't have to work for a living....or at least you got way more free time than me. If i did have some free time, sure would not be watching "sports". Going to a golf tournament? Rooting for washed out millionaire golfers and stadium gladiators that give a fraction of worth to general well being of others even compared to you? effin a dudes,... any intelligent life on that side of pond?

Anyway, you know the title of thread, just upholding spirit of that, have a good one, later..

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What do you do, play with drones in your spare time? Maybe road biking or whittling?

This guy is way too highbrow for the likes of us. “Rooting for washed out millionaire golfers and stadium gladiators that give you fraction of worth to general well being of others even compared to you?...”. I’ve read and reread that sentence a half dozen times and I’ve still get to f’ing idea what he’s trying to say. I THINK he’s saying that there is a huge chasm between himself, an erudite sophisticate and us, the illiterate mouth breathers who populate this thread...

Oh ya????? Well, nah nah nah nah nah na

"on that side of pond"

Is he actually a Masshole, or just another GD wannabee like Hoppy?

I think he's looking down on us because he lives on the other side of the bridge: Hull

I thought he was from Mashnee Island

FFS, Mashnee?! The glorified sand bar? And he's using "pond" like he's a friggin' Limey?
His credibility just went through the basement floor...

HoppyDaze said:

What do you do, play with drones in your spare time? Maybe road biking or whittling?

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Brew beer, work on beer infrastucture.. mostly Sunday. Drink beer, sometimes play some tunes, mostly after 5PM or when my trucks are back in the yard. That's about it this time of year, plus wasting a little time on forums like this,..

paulthenurse said:

This guy is way too highbrow for the likes of us. “Rooting for washed out millionaire golfers and stadium gladiators that give you fraction of worth to general well being of others even compared to you?...”. I’ve read and reread that sentence a half dozen times and I’ve still get to f’ing idea what he’s trying to say. I THINK he’s saying that there is a huge chasm between himself, an erudite sophisticate and us, the illiterate mouth breathers who populate this thread...

Oh ya????? Well, nah nah nah nah nah na

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Thanks for the compliment, never been called 'high brow' before. Kind of flattered you bothered to read the sentance more than once, though I had to read it again today too, to see what I'd written, haha.

day_trippr said:

"on that side of pond"

Is he actually a Masshole, or just another GD wannabee like Hoppy?

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Maybe your right, might not be a Masshole, but the 'pond' is vineyard sound. Been here way too long.

Ya. You’ve got MV written all over you. Don’t explain yourself. Ya should have told us to go take a flying f at a rolling donut.

Vineyard sound? The pond? Da fuq? Deer swim across it in the fall.

Alan Dershowitz? I thought you were kicked off that island?

TheDudeLebowski said:

Alan Dershowitz? I thought you were kicked off that island?

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Kicked off? He’s the Pope of Martha’s Vineyard.

Not anymore. He may have to retreat to Cambridge Island.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/03/us/marthas-vineyard-trump.html

Liberal on liberal hate crimes. A developing serious problem.

Dudes, we just maintain the lawns and shrubberys, move rocks & dirt around & stuff. A good day off is when I don't have to turn the key in any of the trucks,... fortunatly don't work for many celebs, they are often a pain, whatever.., see you in the funny papers.

Geez, there was a 50/50 chance you'd pick the weekend I could go. I better not buy a lottery ticket.

paulthenurse said:

Sept 22nd.

So shall it be written,
So shall it be done.

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Great game tonight, Porcello erased memories of the Toronto fiasco with a near copy of the Yankee domination game, and for once the bullpen kept the drama to a minimum.

Sox now 86-35. Amazing...

Cheers!