Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

It's common knowledge that every stadium is going to need a spot for '12' when he decides to retire.

Holy crap! I hadn't even thought of that angle. So true and so hilarious. That'll extra eff with the whole "12th man" garbage.

12th man is a college thing tho.

Cape Brewing said:

OMG!!! You should make a flag of a guy throwing a fish!!!!

Then you would have TWO flags.

That would be super sweet.

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I was there last week for the Yankees series...omg I almost took a picture of the flying fish for you.

You should have! That place could use some exposure

In cooler news... my AFC Championship game at Gillette tickets showed up today!

Super Bowl champs getting in fights at practice. I love how hungry they still are. Probably no passion in Atlanta.

Well, Matty Ice did do a "Defeat" commercial spot for Gatorade. 42 seconds in.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSLV3AjLiZk[/ame]

Yeah, that got me going

By the logic of that commercial, does that mean the AFC Championship is going to come down to the Jets and Browns this year?

Image being at the top of your game, and today is your last day in your 30's. here's to another decade of dominance for Tom Terrific.

Deserves some extra bean curd on his avocado ice cream tonight.

I knew it....you bought his diet! Ha!

Am I to understand that the sh!tty stadium in New England can't fit five measly banners in it. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!t I could fit all five in my office.

We like our banners yuge.
Pretty sure you're not going to hang anything that big on your cubical walls...

HoppyDaze said:

I knew it....you bought his diet! Ha!

Am I to understand that the sh!tty stadium in New England can't fit five measly banners in it. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!t I could fit all five in my office.

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Fish thrower

*yawn* Packers had to build an entire hall of fame to accommodate banners, nfl championship trophies, yada yada. These expansion teams are so cute sometimes with their five banners. Yeah!

"Ancient History Museum"

Nooooow isn't this place going to be called PackerLand? I'm sure you'll be first in line.

23 days till kickoff.


Roll Tide!

BamaProud said:

23 days till kickoff.


Roll Tide!

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I bet your Uncle Daddy Cletus is excited.

creepy

https://youtu.be/XIt6HBhR6QU

I'll agree that this is a bit over the top.

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Ok, it's creepy as hell. [/size]

Happy birthday Tom. Can't wait for what happens the next ten years.

"Tom Brady won more games in his 30s than Terry Bradshaw, Warren Moon, Jim Kelly, Ken Stabler, and Troy Aikman won in their entire careers."

It's a team sport bro

Preseason Camp

HoppyDaze said:

Preseason Camp

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No one cares.

Whatever is going on with that vid Paul crashes the HBT app on my phone each time I try. Creepy indeed

His link went straight to the Youtube app on my ancient GS4 and played it fine.
But good for you for trying multiple times

day_trippr said:

His link went straight to the Youtube app on my ancient GS4 and played it fine.

But good for you for trying multiple times

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Enjoy the internet herpes that Paul likely just gave you.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

The video is of 1000 goobers sitting around a practice field in Foxboro singing Happy Birthday to TB12

bluemoose said:

Enjoy the internet herpes that Paul likely just gave you.

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I'm a tech guy, we always try more than once. Only idiot end users try once then cry for help

Damn it. Wrong quote, meant day_trippr. Stuck in Indy airport delay last 4 hrs sapping my intelligence. Yes I'll have "another" extra shot for $2 bartender

Ahahahahahahaha!

$2 bar shots certainly help pass the time during a flight delay.

That's an extra shot to the $10 drink Paul. Smh. I'm off! 6 hrs late and don't think I'll be HBT obnoxious enough to get zip tied and put into cargo

Someone could put a word into the TSA on your behalf

Ok, let's get this over with....

I....

...got this!